SO HERE'S THE SEQUEL TO OPPOSITES ATTRACT BABE!

Even funnier, longer, and with (GASPS)

Hm... I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! AND I'VE GOT COOKIES! Girl Scout ones, to be exact. And Song of the Day is (meant for this chapter):

I Love College by Asher Roth (that was the stuff for like, three months. Remember?)


Bella's POV

ECU Campus is huge. I would know, as I walked down the sidewalk, eyes widened in overflowed emotion. Emmett, Rose, Alice, Jasper and Edward were newbies, here for the next few years.

College. Yup, you heard me right. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Emmett looking at a pair of blonde twins in short shorts and cami's. He grinned foolishly, ignoring Rose's glares.

"Hey," One of them stuck her chest out a bit and smiled at him.

"Back off bitch, he's mine." Rose hissed. The blonde chick glared at her and stomped off.

"I LOVE COLLEGE!" Emmett crowed. Rose took her hand and wapped him on the back of the head, making him wince. I knew that he wouldn't be the only one getting attention.

Jasper looked like he was going to pull out a gun and shoot every male on campus, what with the way the guys were eyeing Alice. Her white shorts just covered her butt, and she wore a tight yellow tank top.

Edward's hand met mine and I grinned at him.

"How you liking college?" He asked me. I nodded, and his arm snaped around my waist. I stifled a sigh. We decided against dorms and just bought a large apartment close to campus. I nearly choked Edward to death when he told me.

"I won't let you pay for me." I screeched. I mean, I'd feel guilty if he payed everything for me.

"Too late," Stupid, rich, hot boyfriend.

I was stunned back into reality when we walked to the duplex we- I mean, the Cullens- bought. Side A was for us girls, and Side B was for the guys. (A/N Picture of duplex on bottom of profile page)

It was beautiful, and before separating to different sides, I quickly kissed Edward passionately, leaving him there in front of his side of the duplex while his brothers ran in to get first dibbs on bedrooms.

Alice, Rose and I were already in ours. Again, beautiful.

"Holy shizz." I muttered. THE LIVING ROOM WAS AWESOME! (ON PAGE TOO!) Everything looked much bigger inside.

"Bella, you're bedroom!" Alice called to me. I shivered- Alice said she "tricked it out" for me. But boy, when I walked in, I was glad she did.


It was blue, the wall had a tricky pattern on one side. The bed facing me was black, with a white comforter. A green heater was below a large window (why in 70 degrees weather I would need a heater, oh well) (picture on profile of room).

"Whaddya think?" Alice chirruped.

"IT'S AWESOME!" I squealed. I hugged her, and she high-fived Rose.

"So we did a good job?" Alice asked. I gave her a look.

"Good job? The best! Alice, Rose, this is amazing!"

"Oh yeah." Alice laughed.

"Just for that, I'll make dinner tonight." I told her. Alice grinned.

"Who's making dinner?" A voice boomed. I sighed. Emmett.

"I am." Emmett bounded from around the corner, grinning. "AWESOME!"

"Don't you have some unpacking to do?" Rose irritably asked.

"Nope. Not anymore. All done... so I'll just hang out with you guys." Emmett sat on our large couch, and pulled Rose down.

"Oh, so NOW you kiss me," She snapped.

"What?" Emmett innocently asked.

"Oh nothing... it's just that don't forget that you're mine." She settled in his arms.

"Rosie, Rosie, Rosie... how could I forget? I wouldn't want any other woman in the world smacking me in the back of the head and telling me to 'knock it off' besides you." He grinned, dimples in his cheeks.

She softened a bit, and stood up. "Bella, keep an eye on him," She warned. I saluted and laughed.

"Whatcha making?" He asked after Rosalie left the room.

"Tacos." I answered. I saw him mouth 'YES!' and fist punch the air as I took out the ground beef.

"You're such a dork." I muttered. I tied my black hair in a ponytail and put my raggedy apron over my My Chemical Romance T-shirt.

"Where's Edward?" I asked.

'Here," Edward appeared out of nowhere, and I smiled. "I just finished unpacking. What're you mak-"

"Tacos." I repeated. Edward grinned.


After I prepared the ground beef, I cut the tomato and lettuce. Smells started to attract everyone in the kitchen... and soon it was full of "poison-testers", as they so call call themselves.

"Emmett, hands out of the salsa." I smacked his hands away.

"But-but- this looks poisonous! I think I ought to try THIS one too, you know, just to make sure it's safe." He hinted. I pointed towards the door, shooing Alice, Rose, Jasper, and Emmett out. Edward stayed.

"You too!" I put my hands on my hips.

"Yeah Eddie, you too!" Emmett crowed from the living room.

"Fine." He glumly said.

I finished making the Tacos in peace.


TACO OLYMPICS

Jasper- 4 tacos

Alice-2 tacos

Rose-3 tacos

Edward-4 tacos

Bella-2 tacos

Emmett- 9 TACOS!

I recorded these scores down on a napkin and started to clean up the kitchen. I tossed Emmett the Tums, and he nodded appreciatively.

Edward looked at me from acoss the table, nodding at me to come here. I followed him to my bedroom, and he turned to face me.

"Bella, I've something to tell you."


That's it for today folks! Check out my page for bedroom pics and stuff.

Guess what Edward was going to tell her?

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Maija