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Hi! I know I should be updating my other story, shame on me, but I had this idea and I just had to post it. P.S: part of this story is based on a dream I had; I dreamt that I was a penguin and Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were there and we all went to the beach! Best dream EVER! Anyway, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own PoM

It was a beautiful day at central park zoo, all the animals were outside and basking in the warmth of the sun. All the animals except for the penguins, no lollygagging (I swear that's a word) for them. They were deep beneath the water of their enclosure, concealed inside their man-made ice floe, their secret HQ.

Skipper was sipping his fish coffee whilst Rico and Private were doing maintenance work. Kowalski was finishing off his latest invention, everything was peaceful until... "YES! It's finally done!" Kowalski was whooping and jumping around the HQ with joy, so much so that he caused skipper to drop his fish coffee. "Hoover dam Kowalski, calm down!" shouted Skipper. "What are you talking about?"

"My newest invention is finally finished!" explained Kowalski.

"What exactly does it do then?" asked Private, obviously confused.

"It uses compressed sodium hydroxide heated at such a temperature with hydrochloric acid and magnesium monoxide that it makes a small incision in the universe and with the 836,492 volts of electricity it allows us to move with the flow of power to various other spaces of time and places in the universe!" Cried Kowalski, pleased with his knowledge. "What?" Said a confuzzled (love that 'word') Rico.

"Kowalski, put another quarter in the show off jar and explain that in simpler terms." Skipper told Kowalski whilst rubbing his temples. Kowalski took out a full jar of quarters and added another to the overflowing container. He then opened a cupboard clearly marked JARS and put it inside next to the dozen or so other full jars inside. Kowalski then proceeded to explain his contraption. "Basically it can take us to other dimensions."

"Outstanding Kowalski!" Skipper commented.

"But why would we need to go to other dimensions?" Questioned Private.

"KABOOM!" Rico shouted, producing a bomb from his stomach.

" No Rico, not to blow them up, although that is an option, we need to go to other dimensions because A: it's fun and B: we can go slap some hippies! Oh and C: we can go get new weaponry and recruits." Explained Skipper.

"Oh." Replied Private.

And that's the first chapter! Not bad eh? Any comments are welcome but if it's criticism make sure it's constructive. And now we have Private to sign us out.

Private: Thank you for reading and remember to R&R!

Godspilla is out, PEACE!