EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DR. JEKYLL!
VS!
BRUUUCEEE BANNERRRRRRR!
BEGIN!
~Dr. Jekyll~
Look at you
A scientist who
Couldn't solve his issues
And ran
I suppose I'll never
Truly understand
How you ditched your lover
For tall,dark&green
I stuck around controlling
Big old bad me
With potions
That are demanding!
So go ahead meditate about
How there was no proper planning!
(Dr. Jekyll bends over in pain)
Oh no!
I'm running out of salt!
This aggravation
Is your own fault
I hope you hurry up,
You sorry ass punk
Before I tear off
(Dr. Jekyll's expression becomes angry)
Your tiny baby nuts
~Bruce Banner~
I have you know
I'm well laid
Women attract to me
I'm well made
Getting put on tv
I'm well paid
Loving me
When I change
And my genius
Earned me fame
However you
Get sprayed
By ever bullet
That hates
(Bruce's eyes turn green)
Your a monster
That kills for fun
Every time
There is no sun
(Bruce nearly collapses)
Stick to your brandy
While I lose it
By getting cranky
You won't like this but,
I'm getting very angry
(Both transform with loud roars)
~Mr. Hyde~
Ha ha ha
I'm here to kill
Blah de blah
Such a thrill
Threw away
That buzzkill
Thanks to not taking
That potion pill
No more calm
No more chill
Gonna kick you
In you green dill
-pickle
~Hulk~
Puny man wrong
And small!
Hulk is strong!
Hurt you bad!
Angels sing song
For you are dead
Hulk punch tiny dong
Now you not man!
~Mr. Hyde~
I'm a killer
There's no better thriller
Starring in a chiller
Find your girl
And kill her
After I drill her
And fill her
Gut spiller
I'm a rap griller
No ohter is iller
I'm the better mankiller!
~Hulk~
Hulk hurts the bad
That good!
Badass!
Me see you?
Hulk attack!
Take you
Throw like trash
Hyde weak,
Messy crash
Hulk stronger,
Mash!
Killer/Hulk
Bad match
Killer can't take
Hulk Smash!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
