EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DR. JEKYLL!

VS!

BRUUUCEEE BANNERRRRRRR!

BEGIN!

~Dr. Jekyll~

Look at you

A scientist who

Couldn't solve his issues

And ran

I suppose I'll never

Truly understand

How you ditched your lover

For tall,dark&green

I stuck around controlling

Big old bad me

With potions

That are demanding!

So go ahead meditate about

How there was no proper planning!

(Dr. Jekyll bends over in pain)

Oh no!

I'm running out of salt!

This aggravation

Is your own fault

I hope you hurry up,

You sorry ass punk

Before I tear off

(Dr. Jekyll's expression becomes angry)

Your tiny baby nuts

~Bruce Banner~

I have you know

I'm well laid

Women attract to me

I'm well made

Getting put on tv

I'm well paid

Loving me

When I change

And my genius

Earned me fame

However you

Get sprayed

By ever bullet

That hates

(Bruce's eyes turn green)

Your a monster

That kills for fun

Every time

There is no sun

(Bruce nearly collapses)

Stick to your brandy

While I lose it

By getting cranky

You won't like this but,

I'm getting very angry

(Both transform with loud roars)

~Mr. Hyde~

Ha ha ha

I'm here to kill

Blah de blah

Such a thrill

Threw away

That buzzkill

Thanks to not taking

That potion pill

No more calm

No more chill

Gonna kick you

In you green dill

-pickle

~Hulk~

Puny man wrong

And small!

Hulk is strong!

Hurt you bad!

Angels sing song

For you are dead

Hulk punch tiny dong

Now you not man!

~Mr. Hyde~

I'm a killer

There's no better thriller

Starring in a chiller

Find your girl

And kill her

After I drill her

And fill her

Gut spiller

I'm a rap griller

No ohter is iller

I'm the better mankiller!

~Hulk~

Hulk hurts the bad

That good!

Badass!

Me see you?

Hulk attack!

Take you

Throw like trash

Hyde weak,

Messy crash

Hulk stronger,

Mash!

Killer/Hulk

Bad match

Killer can't take

Hulk Smash!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!