AN: Guess what I don't own? The answer is this show (Wizards of Waverly Place). Also anything else I happen to reference like Spock or Startrek or showers? Seriously, I rent. Anyway, I feel pretty guilty all the time for never posting anything so, here, something short and pointless. Unedited (because I have no beta…) Enjoy. Oh, it has Justin/Alex overtones so…if you don't like that I'm sorry. I hear it's kind of controversial.

"Justin!" That's Alex, pounding on the bathroom door.

"What are you doing in there? Who are you talking to?" She sounds….impatient, not so much curious, she knows he sometimes talks to himself, usually when he's playing with action figures, but…

Quickly removing the towel from his head, he wipes the condensation from the mirror and shoves the offending cloth into the hamper. Then, with a put-upon sigh, he unlocks and opens the door. He learned to lock it the hard way.

She's glaring at him, as he knew she would be, tapping her little foot against the hallway floor.

"Live long and prosper, huh?" She's smirking and he wants to dive into the hamper to hide with his damp green towel in peace, far away from sarcastic think-they're-so-cool 16 year olds. Instead he asks her, owlishly "What do you want, Alex? It's my shower time; I put my name on the schedule and everything."

He is embarrassed and getting cold with only a second green towel wrapped around his middle, outside of the steamy bathroom so he snaps, just a little bit.

"Yeah, I saw that. What kind of looser posts a shower schedule anyway?" With this last word she pushes past him into the bathroom and slams the door in his face.

"Oh, by the way, Spock," her sarcasm drips through the cracks around the door, "Dad's been calling for you for like, half an hour. He's in the sub shop, you should go see what he wants."

He waits for a second, to make sure she is completely finished mocking him and then, making a face at the bathroom door, and Alex on the other side of it, he turns, entering his bedroom in search of some jeans and maybe his Tears of Blood t-shirt. After pulling them on he returns to the hallway and, hearing the shower running, decides to mess with Alex, just a little. He creeps up to the door, really quiet, and then stops, about to start pounding, because he hears her humming. After listening for a moment he is sure. It's his locker combination song. Strangely it makes him feel warm, and he wonders for a moment if Max has been messing with the thermostat in the loft again. For a minute, against his better judgment, he almost changes his mind about bothering her but finally decides that she causes him far too much trouble most of the time and does it anyway.

His fists make loud thumping noises on the hard brown door and he hears her scream and drop something. "JUSTIN!" She screeches. He laughs under his breath and strides away toward the stairs. And absolutely no part of him is excited for her inevitable revenge.