I only own my OCs. I dont own The Hobbit. J. R. R. Tolkien is the owner, I just use his story and characters to provide entertainment for my readers.
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anything in elvish will be in italics
Tempations and Bad Relations
Prolog:
"Keep reading. Come closer, closer" The book seemed to whisper as they leaned closer to the object clutched tightly in their hands.
Then suddenly they were falling through the pages and into the book. When they finaly touched the ground the two teenagers, a girl and a boy,
looked around but not before noticing that their clothes had been changed.
Chapter 1
Entering Middle-Earth
(Meara's Pov)
I saw that my cousin who had pre-falling-into-my-favorite-book been wearing baggy jeans, a state fair t-shirt and a cowboy hat was now dressed in sturdy brown pants with a red tunic
partly covered by a jacket and cloak that was the same dark brown as the pants. After the intial shock I noticed that he also had weapons on his person. I could see several throwing
knives sticking out from his belt and an ornately carved crossbow on his back.
" Wow Cj. I never thought I would see you dress like that!" I said to my slightly older but shorter cousin.
He had changed when we fell into the book, not just his clothes but his physical appearance as well. His hair hung down to his shoulders, his shoulders had gotten broader, and he had
the slightest beginnings of facial hair on his face. He also appeared to have shrunk from 5'2" to 4'9". He was now shorter then some of the saplings around us. These saplings were
about 5 feet tall give or take a couple centimetres. It was just then that I realised that I was taller then tree, because I towered over Cj more then I normally did.
So I had grown from 5'4" to 5'8". I also noticed that I was wearing clothes similar to Clayton's (that is Cj's first name. He hates being called that.)
I was now dressed in a royal blue tunic covered by an armored vest and long light brown leather coat (sort of like a trench coat) and then over that was a dark blue cloak.
I also now had on tight fitting pants and leather boots that went up to midcafe with iron caps on the toes.
I had a sheathed fixed blade knife sticking from my right boot, two swords that I knew were as deadly as they were beautiful on my hips, and a battle axe
straped to my back, along with a quiver full of arrows and an unstrung bow.
"Well bookworm where do u think we are?" My annoying cousin sneered at me.
"You moron, we fell into the book and are now in Middle Earth. I swear if you call me bookworm again I will happily break your tigger finger! Now shut up so I can figure out
where exactly in Middle-Earth we are."
I hate him, and I normally scared the crap out of him without weapons. It is true that while he is older I have always been faster, taller
and better then him when it came to dealing with pain weither the pain be physical or emotional. With that being the case normally he would have shut up but being as stupid as
he was he kept running his mouth.
"I dont think you could and I bet that you know less about your weapons then I know about mine."
Before I could prove him wrong an old man in a grey cloak, pointed grey hat and black boots appeared and said,
"Now , Now my dear you don't want to do that or he will make your journey to Erebor miserable."
It was a good thing for my cousin that Gandalf the Grey showed up when he did.
"Gandalf why are we here? More specifically why is he here with me? He is useless except maybe as a meal for trolls or the Dragon"
I spoke to Gandalf first in english for my first question, but to my surprise the rest came out in elvish. When Cj gasped I turned to find him staring at me for a couple of reasons;
1) I had some how set him on fire when I pointed at him.
2) I was speaking a language he had only heard in the Lord of the Rings movies.
3) A ring had magically appeared on the finger pointing at my him. Gandalf extinguished my cousin before turning to me
"So what else are you capable of Meara?"
I didnt know how he knew my name and I found myself speaking against my will. Damn wizards and some of their spells!
"I can wield almost any weapon handed to me with ease,I can ride for hours on end, I can control fire, I'm light on my feet, I can speak in elvish,
I know the majority of what will happen on this quest."
I hated being forced to speak by magic, I hadn't known that I was able to do some of those things. But it gave me an idea.
"Mithrader use that spell on Cj so we know if he will be a help or a hinderence to me and the company of Thorin Oakenshield"
(Cj's Pov)
'Thats it! Thats the last straw! First my cousin threatens to break my finger. Then some old man comes along and stops her from hurting me.
After that she starts speaking in a weird language that sounds beautiful and flows through the air like a river over ricks. Next she "accidently" sets my pants on fire as some
fancy rings appears out of thin air. After that the weird old man seems to know my cousin's name without even asking. I have no FUCKING clue who this old gezzer is but
my cousin does!? I she called him Gandalf or some strange name like that. Finally when asked her what all she was capable of doing it looked like the words were torn from her.
She looked every surprised at some of the things she said
"Who are you old man" I said trying to get his attention
(Gandalf's Pov)
As I turned towards the boy I couldnt help but think that his cousin was right, he wouldnt be of much use. "Now I see why you were pulled into this world with Meara,
you need to be taught to be less arogant! But come what are YOU capable of Clayton Jorsen?"
"I can distract anything and anyone except Meara, and I can annoy everything in the world without even trying" the boy said
"I knew it! I knew it! He is useless except as a burden/distraction/nusenince/or as a snack for the creatures of the wild."
Meara said to me switching between the common tongue and elvish. I would have to teach her how to control those abilites of hers.
But she was right of course the boy would be of very little use. However the boy said he could distract everything with the exception being his cousin
"Come now that I know your uses lets go up to Bag End to visit Bilbo. Tell no one that you are not of this world. And Meara I will have to teach you how to control your abilities.
Also know that there is someone waiting for you, Meara, at Biblo's please try not to hurt them."
End of chapter 1
