Ah, China, and it's four-thousand-year old everything. Everything was pretty normal, that is . . .

. . .If you count Zhou Xing singing "Sexy and I Know It" right in the middle of the crowd normal.

"Ah girl look at that body!" Zhou Xing sang, and that was followed by fangirls squealing, including one girl named Marie Luise. She was a Japanese girl with long black hair adorned with a bow, ivory skin, and wore a Gothic Lolita-style outfit, she screamed with the other fangirls to the point where she might have a heart attack soon.

Chi Yun, Da Xiang, and Mei Mei walked over to see what in the world was going on, and they couldn't believe it. Chi Yun said "Chi Yun doesn't know him . . ." then fled the scene. Mei Mei's eyebrow twitched and she felt the need to call the mental hospital.

Da Xiang yelled, "Stop fooling around, Zhou Xing! Go back to training!" identical to some strict old karate teacher.

But, unfortunately, he didn't hear a word they said, he just kept on going. God help us all . . .

"Eh? What's going on over there?" Mujakina said as she pointed to the crowd, she had long, pink hair like cherry blossoms, and sky blue eyes. She was standing next to her friend Meili, who had pink hair up in odango buns - decorated with cherry blossoms and a Chinese hairpin, and deer-like brown eyes. Meili looked in the direction she was pointing and then started rolling on the floor laughing.

"Ahahahaha! This is just epic win!" She choked out

Once Mujakina saw closely, she just face palmed and yelled

"Goddamn it. He's doing something stupid and I don't have a video camera! Bummer!"

"I can be of service." Said some odd girl who came from who-knows-where. She had long, black hair and light brown eyes. She was dressed in a red tank top and blue Jean shorts. The two girls stared at her like she had two heads.

"Well, if you want it recorded, come with me!"

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When they were close enough, the strange girl recorded it all, she was part checking him out, part laughing her ass off, and part "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! GET A LIFE!". Right next to the three girls, was team Gan Gan Galaxy. Ginga's and Masamune's mouths were agape at Zhou Xing taking his shirt off, swinging it like a lasso, and singing their favorite song.

"Whaa?" They said in unison, and probably the only thing they can say for now.

"Knock it off!" Madoka told him, but a luminescent blush was present on her face (either that, or she was burning up because she was annoyed).

Tsubasa tried to hold back laughter, kept his cool appearance, and walked away from the ridiculous scene that is now present. Yuu on the other hand, he was laughing his ass off at the flashy Chinese nuthead, bright green eyes shut closed from the tears of laughter, and his hand pounding the ground. In other words, he was having a cow.

"Say, what's your name?" Meili half said half laughed. The girl with the camera smiled.

"I'm Nami, nice to meet you."

"Meili here, nice to meet'cha! This is my friend Mujakina!" Meili said as she wrapped an arm around Mujakina in a sister like fashion.

"I know, I'm the authoress of this fanfic."

"FANFIC?! WE'RE IN A FANFIC?!"

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Namine: Ahh, I love breaking the four wall, it's so much flippin' fun!

Zhou Xing: What you said about me was really mean, yay know.

Namine: You were acting like a nuthead in this oneshot!

Zhou Xing: Whatever. This is Zhou Xing saying goodbye to you hot girls-

Namine: NOT ALL PEOPLE WHO READ FANFICTION ARE GIRLS!

Zhou Xing: Peace!