EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CARTOON ALVIN VS C.G.I ALVIN. BEGIN.
"Oh look what we got in fount of me.
A baby rat face squirrel with a hat on his head.
Why do you have an a on your hat?
You already got one on your hoodie.
You're only six inches tall.
So I could squash you with my footie.
And hey, would you please put some pants on?
Cause no one wants to see your butt cheeks.
I'll out dance you anywhere.
With every grove I can do.
And any scene your movies got,
mine on the cartoon series turn out better.
I belong to the chipmunks animation at it's best.
Cause mine's with Warner Brothers
and yours is with Fox." Rapped cartoon Alvin. Now it's C.G.I Alvin's turn to rap.
"I'm not a squirrel, I'm a chipmunk, just like you.
But look at you, you look like a half breed hybrid.
You're a four feet tall jerk,
with a face like a stick.
You wear your hat so often because your hair is always a mess.
And you always make a fuss about how big your fame is.
You think you're better than me?
You don't even have your own name on a Hollywood star.
But me, I won the international music awards,
and that is my best by far.
You better give up now.
Cause I'll be snaking rabies into your flash.
And you'll be crying hard, like big babies as my rabies slowly but surely kill you." Rapped C.G.I Alvin. Now it's cartoon Alvin's turn to rap.
"Will let me tell you this you little rodent.
Your movie theology are just versions of my cartoon series you midget.
Your movies got bad ratings, while my cartoon series got good ones.
Because mine are sweet and funny while yours are sweat and crappy.
Your movies get you spoiled brats on your face book profiles.
My mother's a sweet loving parent and yours is a hippie.
Dave accepted me and my brothers with love and care, from the first time he saw us.
But he didn't accepted you and your brothers till he found out you can sing.
And I hate to see your movies, because they make me sting." Rapped cartoon Alvin. Now it's C.G.I Alvn's turn to rap.
"I've seen how you met your Brittany Miller for the first time.
But unlike how I met my one, Yours isn't love at first sight.
Yeah I agree with you my movies are based on your cartoons.
I can't argue with you on that.
But because of how me and my brothers look so real,
we got more likes than you on face book.
And what do you mean I got far lower ratings than you.
Some just don't know a good cartoon based movie when they see one.
You may be taller than me, but I'm a bigger, better rock star than you.
You may have made Michael Jackson more famous, but I'm the one God himself made in tribute to the king of pop." Rapped C.G.I Alvin as he stuck his right furry fist up in triumph.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
