AN: This was formerly titled The Most Annoying of Best Friends. Published a long, long time ago but put on hiatus. The chapters have been changed but the basic premise stayed the same. Each chapter is based on the friends vs best friends list that I though fit James and Sirius so well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the list that the chapters are based on.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best Friends: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
"Sirius!" The boy in question rolled over, at the sound of a loud banging on the bedroom door. He looked at the clock reading 7:00 before pressing the pillow over his head.
"I will jinx this door into oblivion taking your precious face with it." Sirius sat up groggily at his friend's last remark.
"What the hell are you doing at seven in the morning Prongs?" Sirius said, yawning. "You're interrupting my beauty sleep and will be doing so for the next four hours."
"You wouldn't need that much sleep if you hadn't had a feast in the middle of the night." Sirius stopped rubbing his belly happily at the though and smacked his forehead. He woke up with a particular craving for pie in the middle of the night and it all went downhill from there. It wasn't his fault the Potter house elf was so accommodating.
Just as Sirius was getting up to open the door, James let himself in. Sirius shrunk back at the look on James' face. "Please explain to me what happened last night." He said with his teeth clenched. "The house elf is passed out on the floor covered in bits of food, and why is that food is the only food in the kitchen."
Sirius nervously chuckled. "I was hungry." James stormed over and grabbed Sirius' arm. He yanked him out of the covers and began to pull him out the door. Sirius went along knowing protest was not going to help.
James pulled him into the kitchen. Sirius flinched at the sight. He hadn't remembered that big a mess, although he was practically passed out in a food coma himself. "Now," said James letting go of him. "You are going to go to the store right now, and make me breakfast."
"In pajamas," asked Sirius.
"Yep"
"I guess the ladies who shop early are going to be getting a treat." Sirius grinned and gestured at his partially clothed self.
"You look like a mess" said James.
"A hot mess" James whacked Sirius' head and pushed him toward the door.
"And no cereal" shouted James. Sirius looked up pouting. "I want the breakfast I should have had a half an hour ago."
"Sausage and eggs?"
"Fried and delicious and none for you."
