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Golden sun: The Lemuria operation
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Chapter 1: Progect Judgement
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Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia were looking for Jenna, Felix and Sheba. After a brief search, they gave up and return to Lalivero to meet up with Faren.

Garet: I'm telling you, you stuck up old git, their DEAD! DEAD I TELLS YA!

Faren: No No, Sheba has obviously survived.

Ivan: Listen you bastard, we've been out there for 10 frikin' days, do you know how frikin' cold it is in the ocean!?

Iodem: Don't be rude...

Garet: We'll be what ever we f**ing want! anyway, we're gonna f**k off and go to the f**kin slots at Tobli.

Mia: *slaps Garet over the head* can you PLEASE stop the casual swearing!?

Garet: Ouch! S*** that hurt.

Isaac: *tugs ivans shirt* "..."

Ivan: Oh... not again! *mind reads ivan* Isaac says that we might as well forget about sheba as that pedophile Felix is probably sleeping with her right now... And Isaac wants to get in bed with Mia tonight...

Mia: *slaps Isaac* YOU PERVERT!

*Isaac stares at Ivan*

Ivan: Don't give me that look, we offered you speech therapy, but you wanted to remain a mute to make the adventure more RPGish.

Iodem: OK, if your not going to look for Sheba, then please, go find Lemuria.

Garet: I don't know... It's supposed to be cold tonight...

Ivan: Isn't Lemuria supposed to be next to that continent with all the
whores...? you know, the one where it's impossible NOT to get laid?

Garet and Isaac: *run out of room leaving a trail of dust*

Ivan: Guess it is then, ah well, better get going then...

Mia:Do I have to...?

Ivan: no, but you wouldn't want to stay around here...

Mia: why???

Ivan: *Puts hand on Mia's shoulder, and mind reads Iodem* THAT'S why.

Mia: I'm going! *Ivan and mia leave*

Iodem: Damn...Mia would look nice in leather...


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Meanwhile, in the heart of Lemuria...
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Stauros: Mwahaha! With our new ultra powerful top secret super weapon, we can rule the world!

Tiamat: How?

Saturos: By blowing the planet up!

Tiamat: How will blowing the planet up let you take over the world?

Saturos: In theory, that would seem impossible yes, but in practice however, throughout the planet there is an ammount of monsters to the term of X=infinity, therefore, when you destroy the planet, all these monsters are going to drop between 1 and 1000 gold AND/OR experiance each, therefore allowing us to get all unlimited gold and experiance! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tiamat: But we won't kill us, the weapon will get the experiance

Saturos: in theory yes, but in reality, these "weapons" act as "summons" which is technically classed as magic, so these "summons" don't get anything! HAHAHAHAHA!

Tiamat: But I'm a summon... phooey...

Saturos: HA! You're SCREWED!

Menardi: Well wouldn't be easier to just rule the world with an iron fist threatening to destroy the planet if our demands aren't met?

Saturos: Hmm...It's silly enough to work!

Tiamat: What the hell are you talking about!? This idea is much better then yours... But one question... wouldn't destroying the planet kill us as well

Menardi: No, as with all Golden sun attacks, spells of mass destruction will never hit the party that uses it.

Tiamat: Why are you avoiding calling it by it's real name?

Saturos: Because this... is the deadliest weapon known to man. Even it's name strikes fear into the hearts of even the most couragous knight!

Tiamat: Microsoft?

Saturos: hmm... not even this weapon can compete with microsoft! OK, make that SECOND most deadliest

Tiamat: OK... so what's the name?

Saturos: Judgement!

Tiamat: How on earth did you get that?

Saturos: As we know, villains give Exp, and more importantly in this case, GOLD when they are defeated. After Isaac and the others defeated us, we fell into lighthouse, effectivly defeating ourselves, this giving us lots of gold; enough to buy judgement. Anyway, we have to get a move on before our "boss" gets angry

Tiamat: We have a boss!?

Saturos: OF course we do, he hasn't been introduced into this fanfic yet, but this chapters just about finished, so we will just end this scene with lots of villinish laughter...

Saturos, Menard and Tiamat: BMAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!