This is the official story before the "Fred and George: Save The World" story. I promise you, it will come soon. I WON'T FAIL YOU! AAAAAHHHH!
Harry Potter's Got Talent!
Announcer: Hello there, welcome to the first episode and only episode of Harry Potter's Got Talent! I am Keith Stopawaskii.
Announcer: Our judges are Hermione Granger, Voldemort, and Harry Potter himself!
Announcer: Our first contestant: Dumbledore.
Voldemort: *immediantly clicks "no"*
Hermione: Voldie, you haven't heard him yet.
Voldemort: *curse word*
Harry: What will you sing, Dumbledore?
Dumbledore: Tick Tock.
Voldemort: Oh my god.
Dumbledore:
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey what up girl)
Grab my glasses—
Hermione: *no*
Harry: *no*
Dumbledore: WHAT! WHAT THE F*** IS THE F***ING MATTER WITH YOU! I SUNG LIKE A QUEEN!
Harry: I'm sorry, I can't stand the thought of my headmaster singing Tick Tock.
Dumbledore: *growls* Five million thousand points from Gryffindor.
Announcer: Next up—Severus Snape.
Harry: Oh, this will be good.
Hermione: What are you going to sing, Severus?
Snape: I'm going to sing "I Hate Everything About You."
Voldemort: I need ear muffs.
Hermione: Shut up, "Simon."
Voldemort: YOU SHUT UP…whatever your name is.
Snape:
Every time we lie awake Every roommate kept awake Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you—
Voldemort: *no*
Hermione: It's so beautiful! *yes*
Harry: *mutters* I know he's singing to me… *no*
Hermione: Oh, come on! That was beautiful!
Harry: WHAT THE *elder swear from potter puppet pals*
Hermione: O_O
Snape: So I didn't win?
Voldemort: NO. AVADAKADABRA!
Announcer: …
Announcer: Next up…Ronald Weasley…
Ron: YEAH!
Harry: Let me guess—you're going to sing Awesome.
Ron: You're scaring me.
Voldemort: Hurry up, Weasley.
Hermione: …(I hate you, Ron.)
Ron:
Awesome…awesome…
Mother—
Harry: *no*
Voldemort: *no*
Hermione: *no*
Ron: …..*cries and runs away*
Announcer: Next up…Sirius Black.
Harry: WTF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Sirius: No.
Hermione: *swoons*
Voldemort: *looks jealous*
Harry: What will you be singing, Sirius?
Sirius:
girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb-b-do-b-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
dumb-b-do-b-dumb
wh-wh-wh-whyyy—
Harry: *yes*
Hermione: *yes yes yes*
Voldemort: *no comment*
Stay tuned for the next episode! Will Sirius win! LOL, I love this story so far!
-Grey-Dawn55
