This is the official story before the "Fred and George: Save The World" story. I promise you, it will come soon. I WON'T FAIL YOU! AAAAAHHHH!

Harry Potter's Got Talent!

Announcer: Hello there, welcome to the first episode and only episode of Harry Potter's Got Talent! I am Keith Stopawaskii.

Announcer: Our judges are Hermione Granger, Voldemort, and Harry Potter himself!

Announcer: Our first contestant: Dumbledore.

Voldemort: *immediantly clicks "no"*

Hermione: Voldie, you haven't heard him yet.

Voldemort: *curse word*

Harry: What will you sing, Dumbledore?

Dumbledore: Tick Tock.

Voldemort: Oh my god.

Dumbledore:

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey what up girl)

Grab my glasses—

Hermione: *no*

Harry: *no*

Dumbledore: WHAT! WHAT THE F*** IS THE F***ING MATTER WITH YOU! I SUNG LIKE A QUEEN!

Harry: I'm sorry, I can't stand the thought of my headmaster singing Tick Tock.

Dumbledore: *growls* Five million thousand points from Gryffindor.

Announcer: Next up—Severus Snape.

Harry: Oh, this will be good.

Hermione: What are you going to sing, Severus?

Snape: I'm going to sing "I Hate Everything About You."

Voldemort: I need ear muffs.

Hermione: Shut up, "Simon."

Voldemort: YOU SHUT UP…whatever your name is.

Snape:

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you—

Voldemort: *no*

Hermione: It's so beautiful! *yes*

Harry: *mutters* I know he's singing to me… *no*

Hermione: Oh, come on! That was beautiful!

Harry: WHAT THE *elder swear from potter puppet pals*

Hermione: O_O

Snape: So I didn't win?

Voldemort: NO. AVADAKADABRA!

Announcer: …

Announcer: Next up…Ronald Weasley…

Ron: YEAH!

Harry: Let me guess—you're going to sing Awesome.

Ron: You're scaring me.

Voldemort: Hurry up, Weasley.

Hermione: …(I hate you, Ron.)

Ron:

Awesome…awesome…

Mother—

Harry: *no*

Voldemort: *no*

Hermione: *no*

Ron: …..*cries and runs away*

Announcer: Next up…Sirius Black.

Harry: WTF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

Sirius: No.

Hermione: *swoons*

Voldemort: *looks jealous*

Harry: What will you be singing, Sirius?

Sirius:

girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb-b-do-b-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
dumb-b-do-b-dumb
wh-wh-wh-whyyy—

Harry: *yes*

Hermione: *yes yes yes*

Voldemort: *no comment*

Stay tuned for the next episode! Will Sirius win! LOL, I love this story so far!

-Grey-Dawn55