Obligatory disclaimer: sadly, Grey's Anatomy is property of Shonda Rhimes and ABC, not me.

I know I should focus on my other two but I just couldn't help it. I do love me some Mark!


"Mark, where are my black panties? I don't know where they went and I need to go to work!"

"Jesus, I was sleeping! Why don't you just wear a different pair?"

"I haven't done the laundry yet Mark, the only other ones that are clean are inappropriate for work. Now have you seen them or not?"

She came storming into the room with only a towel on and put her hands on her hips. "Mark I swear that if you don't give them to me right this second..." she trailed off threateningly.

"You'll what, punish me?"

"Yes!"

Mark grinned and waggled his eyebrows.

"Not like that Mark, wipe the dirty off your face!"

Another voice was added to the ruckus when Addison stumbled into the room tiredly. "Mer, what's going on? It's early and you're shouting."

Meredith kissed Addison on the cheek before turning and glaring at Mark. "Morning babe. Now Mark, I swear to god if you don't give them to me right now I'll kill you!"

"Wait, what did he take?"

Mark suddenly looked scared. "Mer, don't do it."

"My panties! He took my damn panties and I need them so I can go to work!"

Addison turned to Mark and shrieked. "You did WHAT?! Mark Jacob Sloan, I am going to kill you!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Meredith smirked. "Now where are they?"

"First drawer on the right," he mumbled sullenly.

Meredith walked over and grabbed them triumphantly. "Ha! I win! Thanks for the help Addie!"

She kissed Addison and gave Mark the finger when he whistled. She sashayed out of the room and when Addison didn't follow her immediately, yelled, "Addie, you coming?"

"One sec, babe!"

Turning to Mark, she glared. "If you pull that stunt one more time or even think of touching her I will chop off your balls, hang them from the surgical board and get her to kick you out. Do you understand?"

"You know, you're hot when you're angry." Seeing the look on her face, he threw his hands up in surrender. "Okay, okay! Sheesh, I got it."

"Good!" She turned and stormed out, slamming the door behind her.

"Does this mean no threesomes?" he yelled after her.

"Fuck you, Mark!"

Safe in his room, he chuckled. "I love living with these women."