It was a blustery day in Quahog. The Griffins were watching the channel 5 news. "This just in, there's going to be a tornado in Quahog! All citizens are advised to stay indoors at this time." Tom Tucker announced. "Oh my God! Peter we have to build a shelter!" Lois yelled. Peter pulled out a hammer and some wood and said, "I'm way a head of you Lois. I have already designed a mechanism in the back yard. I call it, the Panic Room." Brian gave Peter a blank stare and asked, "What's the point of having a Panic Room if you already made tons of Panic Rooms in the past?" Peter huffed and said "This time the Panic Room will be better. I know I'm right! Like that time I invented the Sham Wow."
A flashback appeared.
Peter pulled out a sponge and put it into a bowl of water. He then pulled out the sponge and scrubbed the table in front of him and said towards the camera, "Wow! It really works!"
Then the flashback faded.
It was getting cloudy and the tornado was a few hours away from coming towards the Griffin house. Herbert peeked over the fence and said to Chris, "Hey there muscle arms. Do you mind coming over to my place for a nice glass of lemonade." Chris pulled down his sleeves and told Herbert, "Well I'm not that strong." Herbert gave a childish laugh and said sheepishly, "Nah. That's not true."
Stewie and Brian were a few feet away from the so-called "Panic Room" and asked Brian, "Do you think we're not a lone in this universe?" Brian put down his novel he wrote himself and replied, "I'm sure that we are the only living things on this planet. Why do you ask?" Stewie pointed at the rainbow that was over the Griffin's house and said, "I'm sure that rainbow goes somewhere magical. I just know it." Brian took a sip from the beer can near him and asked Stewie, "Are you high?"
"God no!" Stewie said disturbed.
20 minutes passed. Herbert leaned over the fence near the Griffin's and kept poking at Chris. "Herbert!" Joe yelled as he rolled up to Herbert. "Are you a pedophile?" he asked. Herbert faced Joe and said, "Who me? I'd do no such thing."
Peter walked over to Herbert and said, "I have no idea what's going on here but you better leave Chris alone!" Herbert chuckled and said villainously, "And if I don't?"
There was a moment of silence.
"Well you got me there." Peter said dumbfounded.
"Peter, I think Herbert here is a pedophile." Joe said.
Herbert made his escape from the scene and tackled Chris and dragged him to the sidewalk. "Come with me Chris! We'll go over to my place and I'll make you a nice plate of cookies! What do you say about that?"
Joe tripped Herbert and cuffed him. "Not this time buster! You're under arrest!" Herbert struggled to escape and said to the Griffin's, "I'll get you my pretties, and your little dog too." Herbert laughed villainously. The tornado came and Joe rushed quickly into the Panic Room Peter built. "Hurry kids!" Lois yelled. Brian ran to the Panic Room Peter built and asked Lois, "Wait a second, where's Meg?"
"I'm in here!" Meg yelled from the Panic Room.
"Where's Stewie?" Lois asked.
Brian rushed inside the house and yelled alarmed, "Stewie! Where are you?" Stewie walked towards Brian and said, "God damn it dog keep it down. I don't know what the devil is going on but it's getting annoying. My God! Really!"
"This is no time for your monologues! There's a tornado coming towards our house and we need to get to the Panic Room." Brian said.
The tornado already hit the house and Stewie looked outside the window and noticed it was too late to leave the house. "My God this is amazing!" he said astonished. Herbert was riding a bicycle laughing in a villainously. A moment later things were quiet. Brian and Stewie walked outside the house and they both gasped. "It looks like we're not in Quahog anymore." Stewie said.
"Where are we?" Brian asked.
"Well according to the scenery, it looks like we might be high or something." Stewie said unsure.
"Look at this!" Brian told Stewie from the other side of the house. Stewie walked towards Brian and saw that the house landed on someone. "It looks like we landed on the Evil Monkey." Stewie said as he looked at the feet.
"Who's that?" Brian asked.
"Oh you haven't heard?" Stewie asked. "I thought that you knew about the evil monkey."
"Hey watch it buddy!" a munchkin yelled.
Brian and Stewie looked down at the munchkin and Brian asked, "Verne Troyer? What are you doing here?"
The tiny man pointed his finger at Brian and said, "You killed the Wicked Witch of the South!" Brian and Stewie gave each other confusing looks and Stewie asked Verne, "That was the Wicked Witch of the South? Dear Lord I hope you could cut us some slack."
Verne stood on Brian's shoulder and told Stewie, "You want me to cut you some slack? I'll show you some slack." Other munchkins came out from their hiding places and sung a little song.
Munchkins: Ding-dong the witch is dead!
The wicked old witch!
The wicked old witch!
Ding-dong the witch is dead!
Holy crap we're screwed!
Diane Sawyer appeared magically and said, "Congratulations! You have killed the Wicked Witch of the South. I'm Diane Sawyer, the Good Witch of the North!" Stewie and Brian bowed down to Diane and said, "We respect you Good Witch of the North."
"What's the meaning of coming here?" Diane asked as Stewie and Brian stood up.
"We're here to explore this wonderful world of…where the devil are we?" Stewie said after loosing his train of thought.
"Welcome to the Land of Odds!" Diane said.
"The Land of Odds?" Brian asked. "If you ask me this sounds like the twisted world of Oz." Stewie scoffed and said, "I just hope to God no dreadful person is making a parody of the Wizard of Oz I mean really! What a ridiculous thing to do!"
"If you have any wishes that need to be granted, feel free to see the Wizard of Odds in Ruby city!" Diane said as she pointed her wand to the golden trail. Red ruby slippers appeared on Stewie and Brian's feet and Diane said, "Wear these shoes! For your stay in the land of Odds, you'll have to have something to protect your feet. That yellow trail is made of plutonium and anyone without any protective shoes are most likely to have an STD or Swine Flu."
Stewie's eyes sparkled and he asked, "How do we find the Wizard of Odds?"
Diane chuckled and said, "Follow the yellow brick road!"
"Follow the yellow brick road!" the munchkins yelled. Then a jolty tune played and the munchkins began to sing.
Munchkins: Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!
And remember don't take off your shoes or else you'll have an STD or swine flu!
Brian and Stewie stepped onto the yellow brick road and skipped along the trail. "We're off to see the Wizard!" Stewie exclaimed with excitement. The munchkins continued to sing.
Munchkins: We're off to see the Wizard.
The wonderful Wizard of Odds.
He might be right!
He might be wrong!
But don't you worry!
Just sing this song!
And follow the yellow brick road!
Follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!