Sonic Skits
Gargel
During my sixteen years on this blue ball we call Earth, I have learned quite a few skits. Tall Tim, The Invisible Bench, Firing Squad, Pencils, to mention just a few. I decided to write them down and put them in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. NO FLAMES.
Tall Tim
Tails is standing on Knuckles' shoulders, and they look quite tall. Sonic comes to them,
"Hey, Tall Tim," said Sonic, "how'd you get so tall?"
"Oh I use oil," said Tails. Sonic nodded, and walked away. He came back a bit shorter,
"Are you sure you are using oil?"
"Yep," said Tails, "just lather it on every day, and I grow one foot each day." He rubbed his arms as if he was lathering himself
"Okay," said Sonic, and walked away again. When he came back for the third time, his face was three inches off the ground, "Are you really sure?"
"What oil are you using?" asked Tails,
"Canola oil," said the hedgehog,
"Dude," said Tails, "that's shortening."
Smart, Samson, and Smith
Sonic, Silver, and Shadow are waiting in a Hospital Waiting room. Rouge comes out in scrubs,
"Congrats, Mr. Samson," she said, "you are the father of Twins,"
"What a coincidence," said Shadow, "I came from two mountains." Rouge left and returned,
"Congratulations, Mr. Smith," she said, "You are the father of Triplets,"
"Well, I'll be," said Silver, "I came from three forests." Sonic fainted, and Rouge revived him,
"Mr. Smart," she said, "what's the matter, your wife hasn't even given birth yet,"
"I came from thousand Islands," said Sonic
The Quack
Blaze is standing in the middle of the room, looking very serious. Sonic limped in. Blaze spoke a bunch of gibberish. Sonic returned it.
"My mother was a saint," said Blaze, insulted, "get out." Tails staggered in. Blaze said more Gibberish. Tails said some back,
"I went to Harvard, get out."
Amy came in on makeshift crutches. Blaze spoke yet another jumble of gibberish. Amy quacked like a duck.
"What's that?" asked Blaze, "You broke your leg? Come right this way, Ma'am."
Candy Bars
Tails comes over to Storm,
"Igor," he said, "I have a job for you,"
"Mm?" asked Storm,
"I need you," said Tails, "to cell candy bars."
"Candy…Bars?" asked Storm,
"Yes. If they ask how much they are selling for, you say 'One for a nickel, two for a dime.'"
"Nickel…Dime?" asked Storm,
"Yes," said Tails, "and if they ask why they should buy, you say, 'If you don't, someone else will.' Now, I'm gonna attend to my work." Tails left. Rouge came down the street. Storm jumped in front of her.
"CANDY BARS!" he shouted. Rouge was startled and fell on her posterior, she gets up angry,
"You're a real jerk, buddy," she said, "why did you do that?"
"Nickel…Dime," said Storm,
"You know," she said, "you're really asking for a kick in the nuts,"
"If you don't," said Storm, "Someone else will." Rouge kicks Storm between the legs, and he came down hard, clutching what she kicked.
The Invisible Bench
Wave is sitting down on what seems to be air. Tails came over,
"What are you doing?" he asked,
"I'm sitting on the invisible bench," said Wave, care to join me?"
"Sure," Tails comes and sits next to her. Sally came,
"What are you doing?" she asked,
"We're sitting on the invisible bench." Said Tails,
"No you're not," said Sally, "I moved it over there," Sally pointed to the other end of the park
"Huh?" asked Wave and Tails, and they both fall down.
What do you guys think? Was this a waste of time? Or should I make more? If this breaks any rules, tell me politely and I will remove it.