Darkmoon: yo dis dark moon wats popppin yas!

Envy: oh just shut up! You know that you couldn't pull street talk off even if lil wanye came and taught it to you.

Darkmoon: o.o… shut up you stupid crossdressing palmtree!

Envy: oh no you didn't ! But anyway Darkmoon doesn't own fullmetal alchemist. Okay lets fight now. *puts up fists*

Darkmoon: enjoy the story while me and envy fight! *gets punched in the eye* ow envy you kisama!

Whip His Hair Back and Forth

It was a normal dark day in the homunculi liar. Envy walked into the livingroom ,sat on the couch and watched TV. Then Greed being his weird and stupid but cool self walked into the livingroom and decided to ask his little brother a question.

"Hey….Envy."

"Yeah , what is it?"

"Ummm this might sound stupid but ummm…. Why do you keep your hair so long?"

"For many reasons , Greed"

"Like…" he started. Envy smirked evily. "Don't worry I'll show you one of my reasons." Envy ran up the stairs. For five minutes Greed waited until Envy and Lust came down the stairs. Envy had on some orange baggy pants with some blue converses on and a blue tang top (why does he have a tang top on? Why does he even have a tang top? O.o). His hair was out. Lust looked like a rockstar. They both had fake piercings on.

"Greed go get some paint cans filled with paint" demanded Lust. As his big sister said he brought some paint cans. Envy put a Cd into the Cdplayer and turned it up extra loud. Before the song started Lust and Envy dipped their hair into the paint cans. Then Greed heard the music blast.

Envy and Lust started to whip their hair really hard. Envy fell on the floor and rolled and whipped his hair still. Now Lust was on her knees and hands whipping it like crazy. Paint flew all over the place. Look at those animals, Greed thought, they could join the circus. "Ow!" Paint flew into his eye. He tried to walk to the sink to watch his eye out but walked into a wall. Pride came into the room. "What the hell?" he said, "Oh well not my problem!" He whistled as he walked int his room.

Envy and Lust jumped into the air and whipped their hair. They actually stayed in the air for five minutes! Greed looked at them with his one good eye amazed. An eye patch was covering the other eye. As the song ended Envy walked over to Greed.

"And that is one reason why I keep my hair so long. Want to see the others?"

"No thanks I'm good" he said with his mouth wide open.

"Well okay good night" Envy ran up the stairs and into his room. "Greed clean the place up will ya" said Lust going to her room. Note to self … don't ask Envy anymore questions, Greed thought to himself as he got the mop.

Darkmoon:*knocked out*

Envy:*stands on her* I WON! BWHAHAHAHAHAH! Anyway thanks for reading and please review. Flames will be stared at. Oh and she gives credit to….

Darkmoon: *gets up*…. To Willow Smith formaking the song Whip My Hair. *passes out again*