In half-asleep state, Thor stroke that soft and silky black hair in front of him. He moves his hand from the hair to the shoulder, that smooth and milky white shoulder. Then Thor moves his hand again to the waist. He groans when he touches the waist, it's very slim and Thor's hand fits perfectly on the curve. And, still in his half-asleep state, Thor bites on the crook of that sexy shoulder.
"OUCH!"
Thor's eyes widened when he heard a scream of a man. Thor rise from the bed to look at a man staring back at him. Both of them widened their eyes in terror and surprised and soon both of them scream.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
They cover themselves with sheet on the bed. Thor points his index finger to the man.
Thor: L-Loki?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Loki: 'What am I doing here?' well…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOURSELF?!
Thor: Well, I was drunk and I was about to have fun with a lady, but it turns out to be YOU!
Loki: Oh! So you're saying it's my fault. Well I was drunk too and I remembered I was sitting at the bar, so it's your fault for mistaken me as a girl!
Thor lost the argument and sulk like a child. To be honest, Thor wants to say that its Loki's fault for having such body, but that would be really weird so Thor just keep it in his mind. But soon he realizes something. Both of them are naked, slept in the same bed, with their clothes scatter everywhere. Did they just have sex? Thor shook his head in disbelief.
Thor then look at Loki, who's about to get off the bed. Loki just land one foot on the floor and about to lift him, soon fall down. Thor gulped. Loki glares at Thor. Thor is super dead now.
Loki: Did we just…?
Thor: No…yes…NO! Nope.
Loki tries to stand up and he did it. But when he's about to walk, he fall down again. Thor is about to laugh but no; you just can't laugh at a person you accidentally had sex with.
Loki: Thor…if you say another word, you're dead.
Thor: I'm sorry, I took you virginity away.
Loki: Oh dear Allfather, you're bluffing, right?
Thor shook his head, then Loki pass out, and Thor panic.
The End
It's super short and super weird but I hope you enjoy this very very short fanfics (: .