Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyo! This was based on a rp I did on Omegle. Based. And written while listening to Hetaloid. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Yeah, all these smexy men are mine. *dodges various rotten fruit and vegetable* Kidding! Hidekazu Himaruya owns them all. I just make them do random shit.

One day, England was in his basement making a love potion. When suddenly-

"Kesesesese~"

England jumped.

"Bloody hell! Gilbert?!"

"Is zhat potion for Alfred?" Prussia snickered.

"W-what are you talking about?! Of course not, fool!" England's cheeks were tinged with red.

"Kesesesese~ If it's not for Alfred, then it must be for Francis! Or maybe both?" Prussia burst out laughing. "Naughty, naughty, you can only have one! Kesesesese~"

England tried to whack him with the spoon he was using to stir the potion.

"No, you git! Neither! What are you doing here anyways and how do you know it is a love potion?"

Prussia dodged the spoon.

"My awesomeness told me!" he said, ignoring the first part of England's question.

"So what if it is a love potion?! Why would you care?!"

"Because I'm bored! And zhe awesome Prussia must never be bored!"

"Ah, then perhaps you would like to be my little testing monkey, no?" England smirked.

Prussia completely ignored him and instead began to wonder out loud the possible candidates for the potion.

"So if it isn't for Alfred or Francis, then who is it for? Japan, Canada, or maybe even... Australia?"

England turned his back to Prussia and cackled.

"You shall never know, fool!"

"Hm... Are you sure? Because all zhe awesome me has to do is look right inside this piece of paper-'

"What piece of paper, moron?" England rolled his eyes.

"Zhis one, unawesome one." Prussia held up a piece of paper with the potion recipe and notes on who it was for scribbled on top. He read it. "Kesesesese~ I knew it!"

"Alright, fine! Read it, whatever! I couldn't care less what you think, wanker." He went back to his potion.

"Tch, buzzkill." Prussia thought for a moment. "Alright, so jou wouldn't mind if zhe awesome me showed zhis to him?"

He rushed off.

"HEY!" England threw the spoon at Prussia but missed and started chasing after the albino. "PLEASE I BEG OF YOU NOT TO SHOW HIM PLEASE!"

Prussia laughed, but stopped running away.

"Kesesesese~ Fine, but jou have to admit that jou love him. Go on, say 'I love...'"

The blonde sighed. "Fine... I... I..."

Prussia started walking away.

"NO! Please wait! I... I-I love Alfred!" He turned red and looked down.

Prussia smirked. "Alright~ You can come out now, guys!"

Spain and France came in, dragging America behind them. England looked mortified and stood there speechless. America stared at him with red cheeks. England stared back.

"I- I... nope!" He ran to his room and locked the door.

"Kesesesese~ Come on, boys, our job here is done! Jou can just add another title to my name now!" Prussia turned to America. "Go get 'im!"

The BTT ran off. America stared after them, then went and knocked tentatively on England's door.

"I-iggy?"

A grunt was heard.

"C'mon, Arthur, lemme in! I've gotta tell ya something."

"Go away, you wanker!"

America sighed, and slumped against the door.

"Fine, but... for the record, I love you too."

...

Flames will be given to Natsu.