Hey People,
don't worry...I haven't stop updating "I am the princess". I just wanted to try a one-shot :D.
And, I don't mean to insult Frank, I just want to have fun! Don't feel bad Frank lovers :)
So here is the one-shot. Have fun
Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson :(
50 Ways To Annoy Frank Zhang
Tell him that Hazel has a crush on Leo.
Steal his Chinese handcuffs and replace them with a grim looking real one.
Steal his clothes and replace them with a lacy pink dress.
Take a photo of him wearing the dress and give it to Leo Valdez.
If he goes to take a nap, call him the cutest baby ever and insist that you read him a bedtime story.
Keep insisting until he gives in.
Read him Eragon and force him to stay awake until you have finished all 400-plus pages of the book.
Then read Eldest to him and squeeze his wrist so that he cannot fall asleep until you are finished.
Leave him after finishing the book, but come running back screaming, "Wait! I have to read you another book!"
Cover his room with pictures of Hazel.
Write LEO VALDEZ IS AWESOME on Hazel's arm in Frank's presence.
Run from there after doing this.
Force him to wear Jason's tight suit for a date.
If he doesn't, cry out loud in front of everyone that Frank deceived you. Then run away.
Sing "Baby Jake's theme song" on his birthday.
Carry a bicycle horn with you and honk it in his face at random times.
Tell him that Hazel ran away with a guy named Sammy.
Compare him and Hazel to Frodo and Sam.
When he asks who Frodo and Sam are, give him a shocked look and run off crying.
Merge a photo of Frank and a photo of Hazel sleeping.
Give this photo to Coach Hedge.
Jump on tables and dance on them. Tell everyone that you're doing this for Frank's sake.
Lock Hazel, Frank and Leo in a room. Film what happens.
Send that to Coach Hedge.
Bang coconuts together and refuse to explain what you're doing when he asks.
Run up to him and hug him tightly and say, "You are my bestest friend EVER!"
March with Hazel in front of him singing "Yellow Submarine".
Jump in front of him at random moments and snap a photo.
Refuse to show the photos to him.
Tell her that Leo found one of the photos. Film his reaction.
Scream, "Look! It's Hazel!" at random moments and laugh when he starts looking around for her.
Write a nasty note to Coach Hedge signed "FZ".
Say "like, y'know" after every sentence when talking to him.
Act clueless when you're around him. Pretend you don't hear him when he speaks to you. If he asks if you heard him, say,"Huh? Did you say something?"
Buy him a humongous teddy bear. Tell him it was a gift from Octavian.
Force him to play with it or you'll read Eragon again.
If he tries to throw it away, tie him to a chair and force him to watch the Badger's song.
Go up to him at random moments and shake him while screaming nonsense. Then stop, turn around, and walk away quietly.
Laugh maniacally in his face.
Make him sing Thriftshop and film him while doing this.
Send the video to Mount Olympus
Lock him in a room with Britney Spears and see what happens.
Link arms with him and walk around with him everywhere.
Stick your foot out and trip him at random moments.
Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Mrs. Doubtfire.
Afterwards, call him on the phone and repeatedly say, "I am Joe."
Pinch his cheeks and squeal about how adorable he is whenever you see him.
Tie his shoelaces together and take a photo of him tripping over.
Use this photo to blackmail him into not punishing you.
Whenever he and Hazel are in a room together start singing the song "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" loudly.
So, how was it folk? Humorous? Horrible?
Whatever it may be, review it. Coz that's what values the most. Even if you're a guest.
And remember, you all are the most amazing people in the world!
Smiles :D