Cycl0n3 and Blair, partners in Time

by Kaiko E. Mikkusu

Sims 3 premade-based fanfiction. At least the first chapter is. Cycl0n3 and Blair watch an old rerun of Clocktor Who and decide to timetravel to 1975 so they can met said episode's cast. Fourth Clocktor, Janet Sheila Jones, Stanny Hulligan, and K-10 - AKA Tim Coker, Lizzie Snowden, Ivan Sparler, and voice actor Jonny Reisand.

The Roomies were five youngsters from completely different walks of life. It was early morning. Stiles McGraw was taking a walk in the fresh Summer Hill woods, humming the tune of a cartoon he watched when he was very little. Tamara Donner had just woke up, well not exactly but she had been primping her face for an hour and an half (and could'nt exit the bathroom for a million dollars). Emma Hatch was cooking pancakes with maple syrup for everybody. Cycl0n3 Sw0rd and Blair Wainwright were still in their pijamas, Blair with her hair let down and Cycl0n3 not wearing glasses. They were watching a rerun of an old episode of Clocktor Who. The Fourth Clocktor, Janet Sheila Jones, Stanny Hulligan, and the robot dog K-10 used the RETARDIS to time-travel to Planet Drux in 1990 to defeat the terrible Tarleks!

Blair said: "Cy, I've seen this like 100 times when I was living with the parents. Revelation of the Deadly Assassin of the Gothic Tarleks part 2! It's always stale watching it and I always know how it will end up!"

Cy rebutted: "W3ll, 1 l1k3 w4tch1ng 1t. Th3 T4rl3ks 4r3 4w3s0m3! D34l br34k3r 3-0! F0urs13 1s 4ls0 4w3s0m3! D0nt'y0u-ch4, Bl41r?"

Blair rebuked: "I know you well, and I know you just want to see the scene with the Tarlek's plunger closeup to Janet Sheila's neck!"

Cy rejoiced: "Y34h, th1s 1s tru3. N0w t0 s3nd 4 l0v3 l3tt3r!"

Blair put one hand on Cy's shoulder and then said: "You know Janet's not the Companion anymore, right?"

Cy: "Sh3 1s."

Blair: "Cy, these are old reruns from 1975. That's like, about 40 plus years ago! My own PARENTS were kids when this was made! Now it's all rubbish with the Thirteenth Clocktor, Corbney Trees, and Sheena McBorough! We CANNOT timetravel!"

Cy: "W3 c4n. D0 y0u r3m3mb3r th3 p0rt4l th3 blu3 guy br0ught th3 0th3r d4y?"

Blair: "The blue guy's name is Emit Relevart, and he basically brought many sims - including me and presumably YOU - to their destined parent's doorstep. And anyway that's only capable of bringing us to the future!"

Cy: "4nd th3 4mbitions T1m3 M4ch1n3!" - he said, breaking the 4th wall a bit.

Blair: "Wut? Oh, you mean the grey thing that we could invent on the inventing table if we knew how to... or just buy it at the Consignment Store."

Cy: "G00d 1d34. L3t's g0."