Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.
Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. All I wanted to do was create a crazy story involving a hyperactive knucklehead, a disgruntled artist, a few wise cracking and not so wise cracking mutation specialists and an egg that belonged to Godzilla's girlfriend. The hatchlings are just a couple of O.C.'s It could be a while till they meet the H.E.A.T team but how fun would it be to have two or three Godzillas running around the Village hidden in the Leaves. I made this take place before the pein battle. This takes place many months after Clarity in Konoha and Clarity's real age is surprisingly in her twenties and Clarity is one of the craziest characters I've ever created. Her business partner, Murray, is quite the simpleton.
Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style
Chapter 1: Bouncing Baby Lizards
A lot of things have fogged up my brain. I mean here I am, near the Aleutian Islands, freezing my toes off and I don't even have much time to think right now. A few months after I ended up running up and down the ninja continent, which actually spread my reputation far and wide, I ended up being the first civilian ever to get put in a ninja bingo book. Well make that several bingo books if you count the fact that people finally found out about my self-preservation talent dealing with places and people. Sure it wasn't my talent for art but at least they don't call me the (shivers) Harpy Lady who threw a coffee cup at some certain Blondie's head.
In fact, I'm running after that orange clad Blondie right now. Naruto Uzumaki is literally the most energetic dude I've ever had the priveledge of butting heads with. Tsunade suddenly called me up one day and decided to shove him under my wing for eight months of "enrichment" classes.(Personally I think it was to get Naruto off her back, he's always begging for a mission) I know Naruto wasn't a big fan of having to pal around with me while I took photos of jumping whales and lectured him on useless trivia unless I promised him free ramen, all he can eat, and all I could afford. Of course not a noodle in the world would stop him from running away from any ninja's least favorite subjects; Personal Information and Paper work.
"NARUTOOOO!!!!" I yelled unabashed as the people on the cruise ship took pictures of me jumping the boat and literally swimming after the teen full speed ahead, "YOU GET OVER HERE AND FILL OUT YOUR PASS PORT NOW!!!"
"Make me Harpy!" Naruto yelled as he stuck out his tongue and shook his hinny at me. He ran across the water. I steam rolled swimming after him. Sakura, that pink headed titan, jumped the boat and ran after me! Yamato sighed placing his head in his hand; not believing he got stuck with me again after the last time I caused chaos in Suna(1).Sai, on the other hand, had on one of his true smiles literally laughing as his own art sensei was swimming around in a comical wild goose chase against his two team mates who already knew the art of walking on water (I don't walk on H2O, I'm a civilian, hence the swimming). It wasn't until I noticed the boat that I stopped swimming and almost howled.
"Hey, Naruto, Sakura; the boat it's getting away!"
Everyone else turned just in time to see the Borealis Cruise Ship(2)going farther and farther away. Some cruise ship! That old rust bucket cost ten times as much as a Disney Cruise Line! Whale watching my foot, the only excitement we got all day was an Alaskan water walk or in my case an Alaskan swim. Water is freezing; my teeth are chattering and Naruto one handedly yanks me up by the hood of my pink parka and onto Sakura's cloaked back.
"I'm j-j-j-just f-f-f-fine you t-t-two," I chattered, "Get-t-t-t- t t. . .to the boat."
"Clarity don't go lecturing to us," Sakura snorted sunlight glaring off her pretty green eyes as she clamped onto me piggy back style, I mentally wailed, I didn't want another piggy back ride of doom! "It was you who went swimming in the Pacific Ocean and it was your bright idea to drag us along on this art trip to see the northern lights Block Head."
"Is my art stuff and coffee okay," I asked earning the duo a sweat drop. Sakura elbowed me hard in the gut and took off! I dug my nails into the nearest thing I could find. Too bad it happened to be above Sakura's midsection. She threw me over her shoulder as soon as she felt my nails dig into her breast I-I mean chest.
"THAT HURTS!" She screamed and in her berserker rage flung me into the nearest mountainside; skipping me like a stone.
SPLISH-SPLISH-SPLISH
KERSMASH
FWOK
I groaned and slid down the side of that rock wall with a thud. Salt encrust the waist length black hair I kept in a braid. My raw sienna eyes barely squinted open. A familiar sound assailed my ears. I'd know that high pitched hissing sound anywhere; it was chakra! Not just any Chakra though, it was a signature of a single person that shouldn't even be near the Aleutians.
"Clarity, are you alright?" Naruto yelled, running off into my general flying direction, of course, he didn't have to ask such an obvious question though and no, that Chakra flare wasn't coming from him.
"Yeah I'm alright!" I called back, wincing as I grabbed my aching head. I could still sense that chakra thanks to this tag I had around my neck for a few months now but thanks to a certain promise and a stupid bet, I had to be careful with what I sensed unless I wanted people suddenly put in harm's way the last time that two way contract around my neck got activated. Believe me, it wasn't pretty.
"I mean c'mon I'm not called durable for nothing!" I laughed, with a wide grin to hide the shiver down my spine.
"You're also not called crazy for nothing either," Naruto teased, a glint catching in his cerulean eyes. I barreled over catching him into a playful head lock. Naruto tripped me up with his foot before we fell down the rest of the way. Geez, I was already feeling anatomy in places I hadn't felt before. Sakura, even after her little hissy fit just sauntered on into the clearing as if she hadn't a care in the world.
"Clarity, Naruto," Sakura called rolling her eyes as if she wasn't one of the ones acting so childish a few moments earlier, "We need to contact Sai and Yamato."
"Okay, Okay," I countered taking out my cell phone.
BEEP-BOOOOOOOP
"Are cell phones supposed to make that noise?" Naruto inquired,
"No," I remarked, "and if my geography's right I won't get a better signal here either."
Okay, so I lied, I got perfect bars on this side of the mountain. What was really bothering me was that chakra I sensed. Sure I could ask, hey do you sense another ninja around? I mean, that's what I felt but they'd probably think I was insane. Maybe I was insane? I shoved my hands into my parka and started to text Murray as fast as my numb fingers would let me. I jogged to where I sensed the chakra. What I didn't notice was a set of familiar onyx eyes staring up as I slid off a cliff.
SKRTCHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
THUD
"Ow!" I whined.
"Hey Harpy!" Naruto yelled, "Can you hear me now?"
THUD
CRASH
I threw a rock at Naruto. He dropped like a stone. He landed on a stalagmite . . .
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed enough to blast out my ears. We tumbled even further into a weird crevice. Funny, it felt like we were inside some Komodo Dragon's mouth. Despite my ears ringing, I looked up and oh man what a drop! I don't think I can hear anymore.
"Yes Knucklehead I can hear you just fine," I quipped, I pressed send on my cell phone after I checked the wording while Naruto's eyes were swirling. I mean all I did was tell Murray to get the other three; specifically Captain Yamato, Shikamaru Nara the lazy genius, and Sai who was probably sketching pictures off the poop deck. Shikamaru, by my best guess, would be napping somewhere. That's the only reason he took up this "escort mission" in the first place.
(Meanwhile back on the ship)
DO-DO-DOO-DEE-DO-DA-DO-DO-DO . . . CARAMEL DANSEN
Murray's phone went off in the middle of the ship. A narrow eyed sleepy brunette of a guy suddenly launched forward into a sitting position. He mumbled about something troublesome as he scratched the back of his pony tailed head (that pony tail looks like the top of a pineapple though). Murray was on the other side of the ship cooing at dolphins off the port bow. He left the phone in Shikamaru's care. Shikamaru considered it a drag but he answered anyway.
"Hello this is a drag," Shikamaru droned, "troublesome woman . . . Darn cell phone."
DO-DO-DOO-DEE-DO-DA-DO-DO-DO . . . CARAMEL DANSEN
The phone still would not hush up. He checked the screen. It said "Text Message" with a flying envelope on the front. He yawned in wonder if he should answer it or call Murray. Murray was busy and Shikamaru didn't want to bother the guy I guess so he hit the answer button on the bottom screen.
(Clarity's text message)
Hey genius, felt chakra 10:00 starboard. Ship left us! Hooray!
Need help. T_T
Toodles,
Clarity
(end of Clarity's text message)
Shikamaru decided to reply back. Albeit he had to check the instruction manual before he decided to text. Murray bounded happily into the area just in time to see Shikamaru peruse a book and a cell phone. Yamato was walking back from his little patrol. Actually it was to escape a bunch of old ladies asking him how he could handle such a crazy girlfriend (namely I, Clarity, and we are not a couple END OF STORY thank you). Sai was nearby standing back to admire his latest work. Most of the old ladies asked if he was an albino and he just was so clueless to what they were implying (no offense to anyone; people are always curious about his ivory skin tone) that he opened a new chapter on "Talking to Old Ladies for Dummies" his newest social how to book.
(Shikamaru's text message)
Troublesome Woman
You're a drag.
Sincerely
Shika
(End of Shikamaru's text message)
Shikamaru, satisfied that phone finally hushed, shoved Murray's cell phone as far down into his back pocket as he would let it. He leaned over to the other side, curled up. He used his own arm as a pillow. Just when he was finally ready to slumber off into dreamland . . .
DO-DO-DOO-DEE-DO-DA-DO-DO-DO . . . CARAMEL DANSEN
"Anoooo," Shikamaru groaned as he answered the cell phone again, "What now?"
(Naruto's Text Message)
Shikamaru you balahkfajfjalafj
GET YO'LAZY BULJLJKJ LJK IN GEAR NOW.
LAJFJDFsincerely,
NARUTOAJFJJGA
(End of Naruto's Text Message)
(Meanwhile somewhere in a hole on the Aleutian islands Clarity's P.O.V)
"Naruto," I growled, "This is really all your fault you know that?"
I was already crawling out of that mouth like hole and onto the strangely scaly crevice floor. Fortunately the message actually went to Murray's cell phone. Unfortunately Shikamaru answered it and told me to go fly a kite! The only other place I could find any signal was on an egg shaped glacier. Those of you snickering as you're reading this, yes; I know I am in trouble. Naruto just took my cell phone!
"Give it back," I yelled, unabashed that we were the only two down here. I struggled for my phone. Naruto put a boot to my face and was already punching buttons like crazy! Drat that Murray teaching Naruto how to text on a cell phone. Last time he sent a photo to Tsunade that was of an illustration for one of Jiraiya's newest Icha Icha books and that was straight from mysketchbook. Tsunade proceeded to run after Kakashi who grabbed the phone while the heavy metal song "Riot" could be heard all over the village of Konoha.
"Give me back that phone," I childishly wailed, "It's mine!"
"Well you were the one who jumped into the pacific." Naruto sneered.
"You were the one who ran away first!" I snarled.
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah huh!"
"Am I interrupting anything," A familiar raven haired young man asked.
"Shut up Poultry-face!" We yelled before turning in unison to answer, "Oh my goodness! Sasuke it's you!"
Sasuke(3) stood alone on a dome topped foot hill. Oh yeah, some foothill, the thing looked about four or five times bigger than he was with moss green stalagmites to boot. His hand rested calmly on a sword at his belt. Still, at least he dressed for the warm weather. Just a simple wool cloak over an uchiha style yukata, but still something plagued my mind. Naruto took the words right out of my mouth.
"What the heck are you doing here?" Naruto fumed.
"Better yet," I wondered, "why are you near Alaska?! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT AWAY?"
"I'm not here to give you answers," Sasuke scoffed, "I'm just here for power."
Something about that wave of chakra I heard sodid not sound right. Naruto had to have felt it too I mean, he's the ninja. I'm just the artistic coffee drinker. While Naruto and Sasuke suddenly duked it out. I stood, transfixed by the scaly walls around me. The whole thing looked like it used to be alive. I didn't get how alive until I turned around to see my reflection in a giant lifeless turtle eye. What bugged me the most was the sight I saw reflected in the turtle eye when Sasuke was suddenly sucking in air. His chest inflated like a balloon, thrice as big as what a chest should normally be hidden beneath a cloak. Oh crud!
"Fire Style," Sasuke rumbled "Phoenix Flower Jutsu!"
BWOOOSSHHH
"Gyeeee," I choked feeling a tug at my hood. Naruto grabbed me by my parka hood, again. The explosion hit. Flames were roasting up the crevice walls turning them into a magma mush. Naruto threw me up against the glacier. He roundhouse kicked Sasuke in the back. Wait, was that boiled eggs I smelled?
Actually that boiled egg smell was coming from the glacier! I could just hear that high pitched hissing noise. Worse yet, I could see the effects. Waves of crystal clear chakra came flowing to the thing. Sasuke's flame was suddenly went from a roar to a trickle. Naruto looked like he was standing on his last set of legs which was weird for him. His stamina is usually enormous!
No chance left untaken and no regrets, that's my mantra. Yes I'm nuts but I don't leave well enough alone either. I was busy grabbing my DSLR camera and taking pictures. Sasuke looked like a wreck. His cloak blew off his off. Top part of his outfit burned up and he literally had fire blowing out of some disgusting fleshy blowpipes swiveling out his back. If I wasn't behind a camera I'd be mortified, heartbroken, and furious. Sasuke promised, he promised me he wouldn't let his body get abused for power again. Yet here I am snapping shots of definite genetic mutation where he's turned his lungs into balloons and his whole body into a flesh riddled furnace. Naruto was stunned, I was behind an egg shaped glacier snapping pictures and Sasuke? Well he was having the time of his twisted life.
"HAH ha-ha-ha-ha-haaah," Sasuke maniacally laughed, "You think you can drag me back to Konoha now Naruto? Well look at me now. How could a couple orphans ever bring me back when I'm like this?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaah!"
Another lesson I learned from years of running for my life is if one senses doom in the air; RUN FASTER! I grabbed Naruto before Sasuke inflated again. He yelled his battle cry. The flames hit and Naruto was biting back a heart wrenching scream! I'd have probably noticed sooner before going behind that glacier. Except . . . A huge pain exploded down the middle of my back! I've kept it secret so far that I've had a whole rainbow of demon chakras aiding my health in the bad way whenever it's accessed.
Problem is the glacier was accessing everything! I could hear Naruto's helpless screams as waves of demonic red Kyuubi(4)chakra is getting sucked out of his stomach in waves. I could feel the old wounds on my back reopening. What was I to this thing . . . Lunch? It was like giant claws was ripping me apart! Sasuke, meanwhile, sounded too nuts to care.
"What can you do to me now?" Sasuke crowed, "What can you do to-"
CRACK CRACK
KRISH
"ROAR," came two simultaneous growls inside the glacier. It exploded catching Sasuke in a blast of pretty glowy colors. Gee-whiz, I'd only seen blasts like that in the monster movies! Man my head was killing me, I couldn't move and I just got yellow slimy goo . . . Down . . . My . . . Back . . . Ewwwww!
"Hey . . . Naruto," I wheezed, "Do . . . you know . . . Vmf uf . . . what the what just happened?"
"mmm-mmmm," Naruto could barely whimper, out of the corner of my eye I could see his face flicker in a combo of fear, desire to cry, and consternation. A couple shadows came above us easily blotting out the sun. Funny, the one above me had the same gold eyes as Utakata(5), a friend of mine, when he draws on his own inner demon. The other had the same eyes as that old Fuzz-Fart, Kyuubi, the Nine Tailed Fox. Golden eyes traded glances with cat slit cadmium red eyes as they grumbled in a gutteral not unlike human whispers. If they're smart enough to do that than they'd be smart enough to hear me out.
"Um excuse me, Gomen nasai(6)?" I thought, my brain whirled for the right words but my mouth answered for me, "Us . . . Need help?"
"Otoochan, Otoochan(7)" The golden eyed shadow spoke as if tasting the ability to speak for the first time. It gently shook Naruto's shoulder, "Papa, Papa?"
"He's fine . . . Just exhausted," I toned. The red eyed one sniffed Naruto's hair before casually licking his cheek with a long slithery tongue you'd expect to find on a komodo dragon.
The gold eyed one gave me a worried look whining, "Okaasan?"
"Okaasan is exhausted too," I chided before my world went black. Then common sense hit me like a ton of bricks! Did that thing just call us parents?!
Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.
(1)Suna- The Village Hidden in the Sand; Sunagakure; the place where Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari call home. It's located in a desert area known as the Land of Wind (sand dunes, desert, sand storms . . . That's the idea). During the time Clarity was there, she had a role in accidentally summoning the demon Shukaku (Gaara was ready to kill her but then again who isn't ready to kill her?) and Clarity got herself to become prisoner in one of Orochimaru's many hideouts that happened to be near Suna. She even got Orochimaru to wail on his right hand man Kabuto (to this day they've had her on the-need-to-strangle list right up there with the Akatsuki and so forth).
(2)Borealis Cruise Ship-I decided for it to be amusing that our heroes (heroines included) got left behind by the same ship that Audrey and Nick went on in Godzilla: The Series during the episode called "End of the Line" where Godzilla actually dated a four legged female version of himself. ^_~
(3)Sasuke Uchiha-Yes the famed (or was that infamous) defected Ninja makes his appearance. Kudos to all those who figure out what happened to him before Naruto and Clarity finally met once again (remember alternate universe yet in this time line Orochimaru's alive and slitherin')
(4)Kyuubi- The Nine Tailed Fox. Clarity's favorite nickname for him is Fuzz-Fart since well, he's old and furry!:D
(5)Utakata- Jinchuuriki, or demon container, of the six tailed slug. He's from Naruto Shippuden. He and Clarity went rounds the day they first met. In fact, he even asked her if she had a disease. He's not a character in this fanfic but his eyes when he accesses the six tailed slug's chakra turn this cool shade of golden yellow at one time in the anime. I decided hey that ought to be one of the twin's eye color since they have demon chakra running through their system.
(6)gomen nasai- Clarity is telling two fire breathing lizards "I'm sorry" in Japanese.
(7)otoochan- basically papa. I don't know how any of the other Godzilla: the Series fans or Naruto fans will like or love this but to make sure I could tell the twins apart in my head, I decided, "Hey let's make one of them talk." Imagine people's reactions to a lizard speaking Japanese. I don't know where this little one found the words. I guess the demon chakra is affecting them or something.