Stan the Man
{Lefty was just standing around with the Golden AN, thinking about the plan.}
Lefty: Hey there. What I was about to do, is take that Golden AN, put it in that tan truck...no, wait, that's not right...hmm...oh yeah! What I do is take the Golden AN, give it to Horace...no, that ain't right either. Oh wait, the rhyme, yeah! What I need to do, is take the Golden AN, put it in that tan van right there, give it to Dan, who takes it to Fran! Yeah, that's the plan.
{Stan appears behind him.}
Stan: That's the plan?
{Lefty turns around and sees Stan, then gets startled.}
Stan: My name is Stan. I'm the man. You just got ten days in the can for stealing the Golden AN.
Lefty: {sighs} I shoulda ran.
THE END