Fanfic Numbah 111 means Bokie time, bruh!
Bokkun was great. Bokkun was grand. Bokkun was arm wrestling with Master Hand.
"It's about time!" cried the young robotic messenger. "I shall now avenge my darling Samus!"
Dr. Eggman bounded into the fray with his gigantic tubby plumpness. "Behold!" he cried as he swung his magic cape around the stage, engulfing Master Hand in the mystic essence.
"Whoopee!" cheered Bokkun as his beautiful father twirled his magnificent mustache and delivered a wrench to the giant glove's knuckles.
Master Hand roared and from his knuckles burst thousands of mini Knuckles are screaming for the figgy pudding. "We shan't halt our advance until we procure the delightful dish!" roared the horrendous beasts.
Bokkun let off his ultimate charisma and pulled out his plasma cannons. He fired right and left, got down on one knee, did the hokey-pokey because that is what it's all about.
"Bokkun, do your ultimate finisher!" hollered Eggman.
Bokkun did a simple flip followed by a complex roll. Bokkun then used the blaster fire to take out every single Knuckles and reduce them to ash.
Then Bokkun ran up and kicked the doctor in his huge old rump. Eggman's batoot flew into space and carried him with it. The doctor hit Saturn and freed Segata Sanshiro from his infernal prison.
"Looks like this is a job for my righteous abs!" growled Bokkun with his astute rasp of heroism and angelic gorgeousness. He fired up his jetpack and flew up to Saturn.
Bokkun gasped when he saw that Biolizard was on the moon and was consuming eight cupcakes at the same stinkin' time.
Bokkun took two smelly socks and wrapped up the fiend like a Christmas present.
And then it actually was Christmas!
Bokkun slid into the Christmas tree and snagged the first gift. He opened it up and it was a brand spankin' new copy of Smash Ultimate for Nintendo Switch, rated a 10 outta 10 by Scourge the Hedgehog.
Bokkun hooked up his Switch and pulled out his edgy black Dark Samus controller. Then he beat up so many Chroms on For Glory.
Bokkun was now the best player of Smash Bros ever and even Zero said this was true because a lot of people were wondering if Bokkun was a hotshot.
All of a sudden, Black Doom crashed through the wall and threw fireballs at Bokie's Switch. It caught ablaze and died.
Bokkun wept for his fallen hardware and then used his sacred technique on Black Doom, the Wuxi Finger Hold.
Black Doom was eradicated and Shadow saw the death of his dad thing. Bokkun smirked at the camera for extra style points to add to his credit card collection.
"You did a great deed, Bokkun," said Shadow as he took his guitar out of his backpack and began to play radical Rolling Stones hits.
Tails flew in with a cantaloupe and handed it to Bokkun for safekeeping. Now Bokkun was the guardian of truth, justice, and the freedom of pistachio ice cream.
"Dude!" said Bokkun at the sight of his own awesomeness. He began rapping about how cool Nikes were and then he received a pair from Silver. He was from da future!
"It's ninja time!" announced Bokkun as he took out his beam katana and charged up his Rhotuka Spinner. He shot it at Roodaka and accidentally hit a rock. This set Makuta free, homie.
"Dang!" cried Eggman as he set down his tuna casserole.
"Dang dude…" murmured Bokkun. He took a good look at Mr. PotatoHead and took off the ears.
Thusly, Bokkun became the next in line for the Heirloom of the Ancients.
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