Brainfry
By DarckRedd
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your mind is a mess now,
Your head is out of sorts,
You got hit in the noggin,
And your Eva is no more!
The madness fills your mind,
Despite calls for help,
Asuka, Asuka, you got, Brainfried!
You now are bed-ridden,
You've no one left to love,
You're nearly out of time,
SEELE's at the door!
Asuka, Asuka, you got, Brainfried!
Shinji's catatonic,
Rei is pretty weird,
Misato is psychotic,
Gendo's got a beard,
Kanji has been shot,
For he tried to find a plot!
Asuka, Asuka, you got, Brainfried!
Oh, we're nearly out of time,
The Eva's been deployed,
Time to clean off the grime,
And go fight the war,
Your time is nearly up,
The world's about to end,
Asuka, Asuka, you got, Brainfried!
'How disgusting.'