NOTE: I don't know where this idea some from… but I thought it was funny in an evil sort of way… I don't know why… Goddess I'm messed up…
Hermione trembled as Madam Pomfrey told her why she was throwing up and why she skipped her period. She was shocked and sat down and ran her hands thru her brown and started crying. "How… How could this happen?" She asked as she was sobbing causing her makeup to run.
Madam Pomfrey shook her head. "I expected more from you; I never thought this would happen to you, I thought you were responsible. I'm going to get McGonagall, you stay right here." Madam Pomfrey turned her back and walked out the door to retrieve McGonagall and tell her the horrible news.
Hermione sat there, quietly sobbing thinking, "Why did I do that… I'm not ready to a mother, why did I do that… why…" By the time Madam Pomfrey cam back with McGonagall, Hermione was bawling.
"Hermione," McGonagall started, "who is the father?"
Hermione looked up at McGonagall, her face wet with tears and confused. She stared blankly at he for a moment and said nothing. Who was the father?
"Hermione, answer me who is the father?"
'Oh God,' Hermione thought, 'Who IS the father?' Hermione looked at her and whispered so quietly, it sounded like a mouse's breath, "I don't know."
"Hermione, you have to speak up." said an agitated McGonagall.
"I said, I don't know." Said Hermione louder because if she didn't she wouldn't be able to push anything out between her huffing and wheezing and sobbing.
"You don't know?!" said McGonagall confused, "How could you not know who the father of YOUR child is? Think Hermione, you're a smart girl, but now I see your a smart girl with no common sense."
Hermione thought hard. She tried to remember who she had slept with and when. 'Maybe it's Harry…' she thought, ' or Ron… maybe Fred or George… or it could be Seamus Finnigan, Lee Jordan? Dobby? Neville? Or is it one of the other guys?' Hermione thought long and hard. 'Professor, I have a few possibilities."
'Well name them."
"Err…, "she started and very quickly said, "Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Lee, Seamus, Neville, there could also be more." Hermione left out Dobby, she didn't want to feel that low. McGonagall looked at her in shock.
"Hermione Granger! You tramp!" McGonagall was surprised at her own words, she never said a thing like that to a student before. "I'm… I'm sorry Hermione, I didn't mean to say that." The damage was already done, Hermione was bawling, her favorite teacher just made a rude comment about her, in front of her. Hermione got out her the chair quickly and ran out the door. McGonagall turned to run after, but since she broke her hip a week ago she was still in the process of fully healing it. "Madam Pomfrey, go get her."
Pomfrey shook her head. "No Professor. With cases like these, it's best to let them heal and get everything to gather themselves. You should talk to her in a few hours, meanwhile tell Dumbledore, we never had a case like this before."