I got inspiration from my step brother singing, she will be loved :)
Writer: and so the lion... killed the lamb Twilight fan: exscuse me but that isnt what the quote is, do it properly or face my wrath Writer: ok... ok... And so the... oh my god look there's Jacob Black Twilight fan: where? (looking around frantically) Writer: (whispers) sucker (backs away slowly, then runs)
Twiligt fan: wait come back you have to say it properly please I promise not to hurt you... too much Writer: holy crap she's gaining on me... run faster legs... run faster Twilight fan: I will find you... some day... and when I do you better watch out