A/N: This is a result of watching "How I Met Your Mother" while in writing mode, and I apologize for this.
Of Canadians and Doughnuts.
Alfred F. Jones and his brother Matthew Williams sat inside a Tim Horton's eating doughnuts, much to Alfred's chagrin. Suddenly, the American piped up. "Dude, question."
Matthew looked up. "Um, sure…"
"Why are your people so nice? Like when I was in the bathroom, someone apologized for taking too long to wash his hands!"
"Sorry…" Matthew responded, lowering his head seemingly in shame.
"No, Stop! No apologizing!" Alfred almost screamed.
"Sorry…"
"Stop that!"
"Sorry…"
Alfred got up from the table to leave. "Dude, stop apologizing! It's annoying!"
He left the doughnut shop, Matthew trailing behind him, calling out, "Sorry!"