The Brother's Flub

"Big Business 2"

"What are you lazy sacks of fat waiting for?! Get up and sell some salsa!" Miss Boomdeeyay yelled, and rode out of the room. The couriers had a hard time getting up off the floor, due to all the guacamole they had just eaten. But they managed to get to their feet. They slowly walked to the kitchen, where the salsa awaited in jars. Guapo, Valerina, and Squeege gathered the jars, and headed for their ships, while Fraz stayed behind to be Salsa Supervisor.

They delivered the jars of salsa to different homeworlds, such as Muscle Beach and Beatnik World. A couple of days later Miss Boomdeeyay received complaints from the customers her employees had delivered salsa too. They complained the salsa gave them heartburn and diaherria. So she had to change the formula. She made a new batch of salsa without any hot peppers in it, and had her employees deliver it to homeworlds. The customers loved the new salsa, which doubled Miss Boomdeeyay's profits. She had dollar signs in her eyes.

A week later Miss Boomdeeyay had made millions off of her salsa recipe. The couriers asked her if she would share some of the profits with them, since they helped her sell the salsa. Being the greedy, money-hungry, penny-pincher that she was, she absolutely refused! This angered the couriers so much that they went on strike for days. Them not selling salsa was causing Miss Boomdeeyay to lose money. Finally she surrendered and paid her employees half the profits. The couriers went back to work selling salsa—making both themselves and Miss Boomdeeyay money.

The End