Engineer's revenge
Shows engineer standing next to a sentry.
Engineer: hoo wee! that's theres a fine-
Spy runs in and puts a sapper on the sentry.
Engineer: spy sappin mah sentry!
Spy: fat man! (runs off)
Later….
Shows the engineer standing alone in a dark room.
Spy's voice in engineer's head: ha! Fatman! Virgin! Happy trails laborer! Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Giddy up now! To hell!
Engineer: ggggrrrrrrr-
The king of the hil theme plays and engineer answers his phone.
Engineer: hello?
Voice on other line: spy sapped your sentry again? Listen, ive got what you need tp put that spy in his place. Meet me outside the base in 1 hour and bring a large cheese pizza. (hangs up)
Engineer:…. Alrighty then.
1 hr later….
Engineer walks out in front of the base holding a box of pizza.
Voice: ive been expecting you.
A guy in a green trench coat, green hat and a face we cant see walks in holding a steel briefcase.
Guy: give me the pizza.
Engineer hands him the pizza box.
Guy: ah smells delicious… here. (tosses the briefcase at engineer and it bounces off his head and lands in his arms.) now leave!
Engineer: ! (runs out).
Later….
Engineer is shown in his spawn room.
Engineer: hm….
He opens the briefcase and its full of blueprints.
Engineer: heck yeah!
The next day….
Shows a lone sentry. Spy walks in.
Spy: whoo. (takes out a sapper)
Engineer jumps out from behind the sentry and uses the wrangler to take control of the sentry.
Spy: !
The sentry shoots the sapper out of the spy's hand.
Spy: well off to visit scout's mother! (runs away screaming)
Engineer: get back here! (pulls out golden wrench)
Spy runs to his team's sniper.
Spy: help!
Sniper: sigh…..
Engineer runs in.
Engineer: spy!
Spy: aaahhh! (runs away)
Sniper: (pulls out huntsman) hold still wanka!
Engineer: erecting a statue of a moron!
Engineer hits sniper untill he becomes a statue.
Engineer: looks like I got the midas touch. (pulls out frontier justice)
Spy runs over to his team's pyro.
Spy: pyro help!
Pyro: mfmfmfmmfmfmfm?
Engineer runs in.
Spy: gulp (hides)
Pyro: muhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! (pulls out axe)
Engineer:… (pulls out southern hospitality)
Pyro: 0_0.…..mmfmmffmf…
The sounds of a pyro being beaten to death are heard. Spy looks in from behind a wall.
Engineer: spy!
Spy: aaaahhh- wait…. You are a fat man!
Engineer: (angry look) im gunna beat you like a rented mule boy.
Engineer removes his glove revealing the gunslinger.
Spy: aw nerd (that's what he says right?)
Engineer: ggggggrrrrrrrr
Engineer punches spy repeatedly and then picks up a table and throws it at him.
Spy: you got blood on my suit.
Engineer picks up spy by the neck.
Engineer: now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions.
Spy: my appologies. It will be the last time.
Enginner: and another thing,
Engineer uses the gunslinger chainsaw function to kill spy.
Engineer: your ugly.
A week later…..
Shows engineer playing his guitar next to a sentry. Then spy sneeks in with a sapper.
Spy: he he.
Just as hes about to put the sapper on engineer points the frontier justice at him.
Spy: 0_0.…. My appologies. (leaves)
Engineer: makin bacon.
The end.