This is a requested story just thought you should all know I don't think I will keep this going very long but I hope you all enjoy
Uhh, not really sure how this happened but uhh I'm in a cannon what the heck is going on "Uhh hello anyone here?" I called out no response I take a glance behind me seeing the canon is purple and... The heck is that who the heck has that many bombs you know what I'm not even gonna try to reason my way through this
"Say what you want but I'm not staying in this canon." I've always been great at getting out of things like this and then footsteps "Ah crap." I duck behind the cannon
"No no please don't do it I swear I'll do anything you want just please don't do it." I glance under the cannon seeing a pair of legs and by a pair I mean 4 legs who the heck could that be? "Ahuhuhu don't squirm so much dearie." Oh dear god please don't tell me
"Please Muffet your wonderfulness don't do it." getting a closer look at the guy I realize he's a monster just like her wait a second why am I only realizing this now? as for what monster it is it's really just a normal slime monster oh dear god it's a kid why would anyone do this to a kid
"Bon Voyage." Muffet waves as she fires the slime using a cigar as a lighter huh smells like a bakery wait a minute I heard of these there called a Spider Stogie. The slime fades away in the distance a star taking the place of it
"WHY IS THIS A THING?" I yell wait a second I gave myself away didn't I... I turned to the left very slowly to see Muffet Princess of the spiders she uhh swallows people whole sometimes according to the rumors and some dude people say her hairs pretty long when it's not tried up in pigtails oh and she is scary
"Are you talking to Moi?" I look for a way out nope there's none I'm gonna die here aren't I is this what happens when monsters get to the surface Muffet becomes this thing
"Uhhhhhhh no." something tells me she doesn't by it