A/N: Hi everyone, Nightmare here. Maybelle would be here...but she's pissed at the moment and she would probably yell at all of you. Yeah...let's not go there. Erm. Anyway...Welcome to our first joint story. We're hoping you'll like it. Nya. OK...well then...erm...yeah...

Disclaimer: We've done this so much...WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY THE PLOT! Plus Maybelle owns Sia.

--OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE CLIMBING OUT OF OUR SCREEN--

The Evilosity of Authors, OCs, and the Naruto Characters

Prologue.

"I'm bored. There's nothing new to write about! "

"Obviously."

"SHUT UP NIGHTMARE!"

"MAKE ME MAYBELLE!"

Why, hello, my name's Maybelle. It's not, really. I just like that name.

I'm arguing with Nightmare, my best friend. We're arguing about what to write next.

Yeah…we have no idea.

None at all.

I slam my fist onto the table next to my computer, eyes ablaze. "I WILL!"

Nightmare pouts, folding her arms. "Do we really have to write Naruto…can't we write CSI?"

"OMG NO WAY!" I shout. "I may LOVE CSI but there's no way I can write it!" I slam my fist again, this time landing it on my keyboard.

Breaking it.

"YOU BROKE IT!"

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"YES YOU DID!"

Smoke fills the room and we both cough, bending over. I slam my hands on the keyboard again, trying to fix it. Light flashes.

"DATTEBAYO! I FIXED IT!" comes a new voice.

"Like hell you did, dobe. You just made it worse."

"SHUT UP TEME!"

"Make me, dobe."

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HECK UP!" Two female voices say.

"Nightmare…do you hear what I hear…"

"Um, if you're hearing Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, and your OC, Sia, Sasuke's sister, then yeah, I am."

"WHAT THE MONKEY??" I yelp as the smoke starts to clear. I start to choke.

"SHE'S DYING!" Nightmare screams.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAKURA FIX HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Where the heck is she? And who the heck is she? AND WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?"

"STOP PANICKING SAKURA!"

"I CAN'T SIA!"

"JUST TRY, DANGIT!"

"Hnn."

"SHUT UP SASUKE!" Sia and Sakura yell.

The smoke clears completely. I see Sasuke, Naruto, Sia, Sakura, and…

Is that Kakashi in the corner, reading his porn?

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" I yell. "PORN! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"MAYBELLE CALM DOWN!"

'NIGHTMARE! SAVE ME!"

"I'M TRYIN-OW! WHAT DID I TRIP OVER??"

"Woof woof!"

"WHAT THE HECK? HOW DID AKAMARU GET HERE??"

"AKAMARU? AKAMARU?" A voice from the computer yells. "Where are you?"

"WOOF WOOF!"

There's a flash, and a male starts to climb out of my computer screen.

Oh. So that's how they got here.

--OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE CLIMBING OUT OF SCREEN! HOLY CRAP!--

A/N: Hello everyone, we hoped you liked it. Surely you know the deal? Review please! Tell us ur thoughts. But don't flame, OK? Alright, good!

Ja ne!

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