Hey guys, reNtZgLeek here!
Happy 1 month and 4 days until my birthday guys! Take a guess at what day that is (NZ time) and the 1st person who gets it right (put your answer in a review) gets a story about them (and they are allowed to promt it)! good luck and...
dun-dun-da-DUN! Here. We. GO!
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Why Rachel carries a Rape Whistle
I was walking down the corridor one day, minding my own business, humming along to 'Take Me or Leave Me' from RENT. The click-clack of my kitten heels on the cold floor made me feel as if I was Maureen, yelling at Joanne to 'take me or leave me'.
"Mmmm...Com'on Britt...Just a little more"
"No!"
Omigod. Omigod. OMIGOD YOU GUYS! Looks like Elle's gonna win- Rach! Not the time to have a Glee-Out over Legally Blonde: The Musical! Someone is in the Janitors Closet with another person called 'Britt' and probably like, raping her, or something. Why now? Why me? Ugh. SO typical.
"Excuse me," I poked my head into the room full of mops, brooms and other crap, "I would advise you against raping a woman because I WILL go all Mimi Marquez on your ass and you do NOT want to see my 'This is what I look like when someone is trying to rape someone of the opposite gender' impression. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" I was panting. I knew I rambled but the raper stopped. That's good. I guess.
"Geez, Rachel, calm down!," A blonde Cheerio stepped out into the light. It was Brittany. Go figure. "I was just making out with Mr Kinny, the Janitor. I need to fill my perfect record."
"Hey, Rachel" Mr Kinny muttered from the shadows.
"Hi, Mr Kinny. Oh, okay then, I'll just, be on my way then."
Note to self. Buy a Rape Whistle.
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Don't look at me! Blame my free period at school in the computer lab for this awesome-ness! hehehe... just kidding!
Read, Review, All That Jazz (And partake in my b-day promt!).
Huggles,
reNtZgLeek. ^_^