Written by Tora
What if the Marauders used a chatroom? It's been done several times, but each one is different. Hope you enjoy.
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star* has logged in
Romulus and Remus has logged in
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: The Quidditch Star looks at Romulus and Remus's name and realizes it's his best friend! "Remus!" he cries out loud.
Romulus and Remus: Prongs…?
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: The Quidditch Star raises his eyebrow, even though Remus can't see it. "Prongs? Who is this Prongs?" he questions Remus.
Romulus and Remus: What's with the little asterisk? And why are you talking in third person, Prongs?
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: The Awesome Star is shocked! He shouts back with dignity, "It's not an asterisk, it's a star, you doofus! You know, Quidditch star?!"
Romulus and Remus: Looks like an asterisk to me.
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: The Star is silent.
Romulus and Remus: You're not being quiet…
BlackKnight has logged in
BlackKnight: Sup.
Romulus and Remus: Hi, Padfoot.
BlackKnight: How did you know it was me? What if it was my little bro?
Romulus and Remus: Because your little bro doesn't say 'sup'.
BlackKnight: Point.
Red_Riding_hood has logged in
BlackKnight: Who is Red?
Red_Riding_Hood: Crap, I'm leaving.
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: The Star automatically thinks of red hair! And the one true love of his life! Evans!
Red_Riding_Hood: Potter… what's with the stupid asterisk?
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: "It's not an asterisk!" He cries aloud in anguish.
Red_Riding_Hood: Why… are you talking in third person? Wait—never mind, I don't want to know. I'm leaving.
Red_Riding_Hood Has logged off
S.N.A.P.E. has logged in
S.N.A.P.E.: Is Lily on?
BlackKnight: You just missed her, Snivellus. Looks like she's not here to protect you.
S.N.A.P.E.: I don't need any protecting from her, Black.
Romulus and Remus: What do you think that Snape stands for?
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: Slimy Nut… umm… annoy… p… what would p stand for? Ah, Slimy Nut Annoy Pooper Ew.
Romulus and Remus: That doesn't make sense, James.
BlackKnight: Ooo, he got you there, Prongs!
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: I'M NOT PRONG! I'M NOT PRONGS! LOOK AT MY NAME!
EarthWorm has logged in
EarthWorm: Hiya everyone! I was wondering if someone would PM me the answers to problem five on the potions test.
BlackKnight: Peter…
EarthWorm: OH CRAP! HI GUYS! Umm… I didn't really mean it.
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: Okay hang on, I give up third person.
Romulus and Remus: Thank Merlin.
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: EarthWorm, I know the answer.
EarthWorm: Great! Give me a Pm!
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: Noooopeee… not unless you get Evans back onto the chat site for Hogwarts Students.
EarthWorm: Okay! Bye!
EarthWorm has logged off
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: Wow, I didn't think he was that desperate.
S.N.A.P.E.: NOT IF I GET TO HER FIRST!
S.N.A.P.E. has logged off
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star*: Let's go hunt Snape! Quickly!
BlackKnight: Sounds good to me. Let's go.
Black Knight has logged off
The_Awesome_Quidditch_Star* has logged off
Romulus and Remus: Wait… I don't… aww phooey…
Romulus and Remus has logged off
A/N: I hope to continue this. It's not really a story, just a bunch of funny chats through my head and that I'd think would be funny. So I hope you stay tuned and if you ever feel the need to have a light read, to come here! Cuz this is where I write when I want something light to write!