(A/N: This is my very first Pokémon fanfic! I write Kingdom Hearts stories, so if you're a fan also check out my stories please! I've had this idea for a while because everyone (almost) is unsure to which Pokémon girl Ash will choose… well, in my opinion, this is what should happen! R&R! I hope you enjoy! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon and all that crap.)

"Ash?" Delia, ash's mother, asked.

"Whaaat?" Ash replied, wolfing down a cheeseburger.

"Since your father died- I- have been thinking, it's time you should get married and take over the kingdom." Delia said slowly.

"Mom! I'm only seventeen!"

"Yes, you're old enough,"

"Do I have to get married?"

"Yes." Delia replied softly. "Tomorrow, three girls are coming. In three days, you must choose one."

"THREE DAYS!" Ash yelled.

Delia nodded. "Please Ash, just choose a good queen for the kingdom."

Ash sighed. "I guess I have to…"

"What are you supposed to wear when you meet princesses?" Ash muttered to himself as he searched for something appropriate to wear in the closet.

"How 'bout this?" Wally, one of Ash's servants, answered. He was holding up a dusty tux.

"Wally, where the heck did you come from?"

Wally just laughed a really creepy laugh. He threw the tux at Ash and skipped away.

"WALLY GET BACK HERE! HOW DO YOU TIE A TIE?"

After a half hour of struggling, Ash finally came downstairs. A young looking, blue haired girl in a pink dress was sitting in a chair. (She is wearing her contest outfit from the episode XD)

"Hi!" she beamed the moment she saw Ash. "My name is Dawn! And you're Ash! My favorite color is pink! What's yours? Oh, I am a bit hyper, but no need to worry! I can be serious!"

"Mm-hmm. Like you said already, I'm Ash. Do you know where the other two girls are?"

"Only I'm here today! You have to spend a day alone with each of us! Today it's my turn!" Dawn answered in a very hyper, chirpy voice.

Great. Just great. Ash thought. "Um, where so you want to go?"

"Ooh, I was hoping we could hang out in the castle gardens!" Dawn batted her eyelashes in a failed attempt to flirt.

"Well, okay," Ash replied.

Dawn grabbed his hand and skipped to the gardens.

How does she know where the gardens are? Ash wondered.

Dawn pulled Ash down on a bench sitting on his lap. Ash had on his classical disturbed face. He gently pushed Dawn off his lap.

"What?" she pouted.

"A lot of things." Ash muttered.

Dawn touched his face. "What is it, Ashipooh?"

"I, uh… need to go to the bathroom." Ash mumbled, running away. Dawn tried to run after him, but tripped in her high-heels.

Ash locked himself in the humongous bathroom. He sat on the side of the bathtub, trying to put himself together.

"What is it, dear?" Brendan, Ash's other servant, asked.

"Can I cancel today's date with Dawn? I've already decided I don't want her."

"It's hard being a little kid, Ash." Brendan sighed, plopping down next to him.

"You're the same age as me, retard."

"Oh yeah, I forgot. I just feel so old." Brendan whined.

"Dude, you're not supposed to whine to your master!"

"Sorry!" Brendan said sarcastically.

"You better be!" Ash laughed.

Ash opened the door. Wally fell in the bathroom.

"Wally! Were you trying to eavesdrop?" Ash demanded.

"Yeah."

"Jerk."

"Wally, don't worry, I'm not gonna rape (grape, young children) Ash or something!" Brendan exclaimed.

Wally sighed. "Ash, you should go to the gardens now. Dawn is waiting for you."

"I don't wanna!" Ash whined childishly.

"Ash. Suck it up! Be a man!" Brendan exclaimed.

"What time is it?" Ash sighed.

"Eleven fifteen." Wally replied.

"What time did I get downstairs?"

"Like, eleven." Wally snorted.

"Can I just say I don't want her and make her go away?" Ash asked.

"No. It's offensive to the princess's kingdom." Wally said.

"I don't give a crap."

Brendan and Wally sighed. "Ash, just get down there. Ask her to eat lunch or something." Brendan said.

"Fine."

Ash walked to the gardens as slowly as possible.

"There you are, pumpkin!" Dawn squealed.

Oh God, help me! Ash thought.

"Come, sit down, Ash!"

"Would you um, like to go eat lunch or something?" Ash asked hesitantly.

"I would love to!" Dawn squealed, creepier than her previous squealing.

"Okay. Let's go to the dining room." Ash said unenthusiastically.

"Let's!" Dawn said very enthusiastically.

Their footsteps echoed loudly throughout the empty dining room. They sat down at the huge dining table, Dawn making sure they were very close.

"I'll be your server today." Brendan said in a totally phony waiter voice.

Ash rolled his eyes. "Yeah, okay. Dawn, what do you want?"

"I want chicken!"

"Okay…" Brendan gave Ash a look like, I understand why you ran away!

Ash nodded.

"I'll get your uh, chicken now."

"What's your favorite food, Ashy?"

"Cheeseburgers."

"Mine too!"

Dawn kept asking Ash random questions about his favorites, always saying, me too! Until Brendan came out.

"Uhh... bon appétit!..." Wally said when he walked in.

He was holding a huge platter of chicken on his right hand.

Ash bit down on his lip... He had this sickening feeling Wally would drop it...
And... Wally tripped. Over his own feet.

Ash flinched. The chicken and a couple very, very sharp knives went flying through the air.

Suddenly, the two knives had Ash's long sleeves pinned to the wooden table... and the chicken was on Dawn's head!

A few seconds (that seemed like hours) passed by until Dawn let out an earsplitting shriek.

"EEEEEEEEEK! THERE'S A CHICKEN ON MY HEEEEEEAAADD!" she danced around the room screaming.

Wally and Ash were laughing so hard tears were leaking out from their eyes.

In a minute's time, the chicken flopped its way off Dawn's head and landed on the ground.

Dawn stopped in the middle of the room, panting.

"Ahh! My hair!" She pulled a mirror and brush out of nowhere and started "fixing" her hair.

Ash and Wally exchanged looks.

"Okay! No need to worry now～" Dawn sang. "I'm all good."

She sat down next to Ash.

"Umm, servant? Could you please get us some food?" Dawn asked.

"Whatever." Wally said, rolling his eyes. "Cheeseburgers."

Dawn looked disgusted. "When I become queen, I will fire that disrespectful servant!"

As if you'll ever be queen! Ash thought.

Dawn talked about pokèmon contests she had won the whole time.

Ash had never been this bored in his life! He liked pokèmon battling, not contests!

After what seemed hours for Ash and seconds for Dawn, Wally came back.

He had two fat, juicy cheeseburgers.

"Mmm!" Ash hummed.

"Yum!" Dawn exclaimed.

They ate in silence... or actually, they didn't talk. They were stuffing their faces at the speed of light!
Wally sweat-dropped and walked out.

Dawn finished her cheeseburger about a minute after Ash. "So, Ash can we go back to the gardens?"

"Umm sure…"

They walked to the gardens.

"Well Ash…" Dawn started. She was about to explain in full detail one of her contests…

That's all Dawn wanted to talk about. Even when Ash tried to talk about pokèmon she changed the subject.

At 3 o'clock, Brendan came and told Dawn her daddy was here…

"'Bye sweetie!" Dawn cried. "See you at the wedding!"

Ash rolled his eyes As if I'd ever marry you! he thought.

"Okay Ash, tomorrow you get to meet a girl named May!" Brendan announced.

Ash facepamled. "Oh god."

(A/N: Uh, kinda short chapter? Well I hope you liked it! Like Brendan said, May's next! Well, if you have any suggestions, review me! IDK why but I randomly had a brainfart. I used to be full of inspiration… but now I'm flat. I think it's because no one has been putting on good kingdom hearts stories… :( not even good yaoi! (and I hate it!) *sigh* I have to listen to songs 4 inspiration now… ANYHOW, please review! If you don't I don't think I can continue this… DX Please review!)

(A/N after update! Hi! Idk if you get a notification for this, but I'm stuck... so I edited this chapter up and want to ask you all: AdvancedShipping or PokeShipping? IDK what you want! But I know what I do~ bye! Oh thanks -Kazzlar for the advice! It really does go better ^^)