Me: this is my first fanfic ever so don't judge too harshly please! It's a bunch of one-shots that are each a different scene from Twilight. Also, I really don't like Twilight. At all. So this is for all of you Twilight haters out there! :) :)

Me: I just remembered, I do like some of the characters… just Bella and Edward can go die in a hole for all I care… not that I'm violent or anything…

It's 7:30 PM on a Sunday, and Bella and Charlie are at home in their living room.

"Bella, honey, I think it's time for you to go to bed!" (Author Note: Charlie is an over-protective father. Very over-protective.)

"Dad, I'm not a baby anymore. It's time you've realized that." She shakes her head angrily, but her dad persists.

"WAAAAAAAAAH!" Bella cries, and she throws a temper tantrum that involves broken glass and lampshades. And pretty much everything else that can be thrown.

After five minutes, her dad finally comes up with a way to shut her up for a little while. "Bella, if you don't stop immediately, I will go outside and take your car to be crushed into scrap metal!"

"WAAAAAAAAH!" Bella cries again. But now she walks – stomps – up the stairs like the "good" little girl she definitely isn't. She falls down onto her bed, and falls asleep.

Meanwhile, at the Cullen's house, they're all having dinner. There is a gigantic white plate with four lions and three deer, all freshly caught and killed. Instead of vegetables around the entrée, there are smaller, also freshly killed animals. Squirrels, bunnies, sparrows, you name it. Each Cullen has a super-long rainbow bendy straw that has many loop-the-loops and twists. Simultaneously, each person takes their straw, sticks it into something, and then they begin to drink the blood. Slurp! Slurp!

"Mmm…"

"Yummy…"

"It tastes good…"

"Mmm…"

"Now if only this was a human, this would be a perfect scene… family and the blood of a mortal…"

The last comment was Jasper. He is still finding it hard to deal with the limits of having only animal blood to drink, and it really isn't a good idea to go on a "vegetarian" hunting trip when it is camping/hiking seasons. Let's just say this – it was not a good time for the campers and hikers. Not at all.

Edward ran through the night, jumping over the unwary animal. He was not concerned with hunting now. He had a greater destination, for he was a creepy stalker. His destination was Bella's room. He chuckled softly to himself and leapt up to Bella's second story window. He picked the lock – vampire skills – and he walked in.

"Bella…" Edward sniffed, inhaling deeply. "My sweet, my life, my cold-hearted girl whom I somehow, inexplicably love… Do not worry, I will be here forever, sniffing you for all eternity…"

Me: I hope you liked it! More chappies coming soon!