"I'm hungry," Renji said while lounging on the sofa in Hisagi's office. It was lunchtime but Shuuhei was still working.
Shuuhei's eyes lit up as he looked at the clock.
"No!" Renji said before Shuuhei even had time to open his mouth.
"What?"
"We are not going to go eat Ōmaeda's leftovers!"
"Why not? It's…"
"I know it's free but it's embarrassing and degrading!" Renji said getting off the sofa and walking over to Hisagi's desk.
"You're turning into a snob. Too much time with Kuchiki Taichou."
"Shut up!" Renji crossed his arms defensively over his chest. "I am not a snob, I'm just not a scrap dog."
"But Renji," Shuuhei said in his Rukia sweet voice, "How will I buy you presents if I have to take you out to eat as well?"
"Shut up, asshole! Don't talk like that. What am I, a girl?"
"I guess you don't want this then," Shuuhei said opening the top drawer of his desk to reveal a small box wrapped ribbon.
"You got me a present?" Renji asked, half disbelieving and half ecstatic. He reached for the little box but Hisagi snapped the drawer shut causing Renji to snatch his hand back quickly. "What the hell, Hisagi? You could have taken my fingers off."
"As you said, you're not a girl…"
"Give me my present," Renji demanded.
"Oh but I can't Renji-kun. I have to return it now so I can afford to take you out on a proper date," Shuuhei's Rukia voice was back.
"I said shut it! Screw what I said, I want my present."
Shuuhei said nothing but opened the drawer again. Renji lowered his hand towards the box keeping a wary eye on his lover then snatched the box up quickly. Shuuhei rolled his eyes.
"What is it," Renji asked tugging on the ribbons.
"A ring," Hisagi said lightly.
"A… ring?" Renji said, his fingers frozen on the box.
"That's what I said."
"You... You got me a ring? Hisagi… don't you think… ummm… we haven't been… I mean…"
"So are you going to open it or what?" Shuuhei asked in a bored tone.
Not quite sure how to string a proper sentence together, Renji could only stare at the box before him. A ring was a HUGE deal. They had never even discussed anything like this before. They had never even had serious conversation outside of work related things before! What was Shuuhei doing getting him a ring? Although a tiny part of him was curious to see said ring, so he did all that he could do. Slowly Renji pulled the lid off and peeked inside.
"Ummm… Hisagi, what is this?"
"What are you, slow? I already told you it's a ring!" Hisagi said, slightly annoyed.
"What the hell kind of ring is it? I won't even fit on my hand."
"It's not supposed to fit on your hand," Hisagi was calm once again.
"Eh?" Renji was confused but he quickly recovered. "What are you cheaping out on my presents too? Aren't rings supposed to be made of gold or silver or some shit? Who the hell wears a leather ring?"
"You will," Shuuhei said as calmly as ever, signing his name gracefully on a document.
"How the hell am I supposed to wear it? It'll fall right off of my finger, it's huge!"
"I told you, it doesn't go on your finger. I'm not asking you to marry me or anything," Shuuhei said with a teasing grin.
Renji flushed and looked away. "So what the hell am I supposed to do with it then?"
Standing and placing himself in front of Renji, Shuuhei leaned close and whispered in a voice that dripped sex, "What else do you expect to do with a cock ring?"
AN: Short, I know but it was just something floating around in my mind. Hope you liked. Review please!