Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note… or some of the ideas for the letters… My friends helped…
I remember my alphabet in a different way than most:
A-apple: I have been told Shinigami love them and might go into withdrawal without. They say they are, for lack of a better word, juicy.
B-B: A criminal I caught long ago. He enjoys blood, strawberry jam, and dressing like me.
C-cake: Strawberry is the pinnacle of all cakes. I picture a perfect world with cake everywhere. Until then, I'll just have to make do with Watari's cooking.
D-Death Notes: Is it possible to kill someone by merely writing their name in a notebook. Unfortunately it is.
E-Eraldo Coil: One of the greatest detectives on Earth. Also known as me. I am the first, second, and third greatest detectives in the world.
F-FBI: I was offered a place in the FBI. I declined. Instead, I use them to find information for me.
G-Gods: specifically gods of death. They decide whether we are to live another day.
H-hell: Is there such a place? It is impossible to conclude. I hope that I will never find out.
I-insomnia: Unfortunately I suffer from this for as long as I can remember. It allows me to get things done but causes the dark circles under my eyes.
J-justice: I am justice. I will hunt down criminals and I will catch them.
K-Kira: A mass murderer with an atrocious god complex. I am unsure to how exactly he kills but I will catch him.
L-L: Myself, my alias, the best letter known to mankind.
M-Matt, Mello, Misa, Matsuda: People whom I have either heard about or met. They all have their own… "Interesting" personality traits.
N-Near: I have never met him but I have heard he would make an exceptional "L".
O-orphan: As sad as it may be, I was orphaned at a young, impressionable age.
P-Portion control: I do not understand to meaning of this. I eat as many sweets as I desire and burn it off by thinking.
Q-Q: The letter I would least likely want to be associated with.
R-Ryuk: A shinigami with a fondness toward apples. Has a frightening laugh and is in allegiance with Kira.
S-sugar: This substance is my own personal drug. I fear what would happen without it.
T-Thesaurus: Along with the dictionary, I read this as a child.
U-Undercover: I do not enjoy putting myself at any unnecessary risk but sometimes it is necessary to go undercover.
V-Vampire: I do not understand the fascination toward these fictional beings but after Kira I'm not entirely sure about their existence
W-Watari: My most trusted ally. I trust him with my life and he is the closest thing I have to a father.
X-xylophone: The only instrument I was able to play. I had no problem holding the mallets like they contained a disease.
Y-Yagami: Light's last name. Conveniently spells "I'm a gay" backwards. I hope that this does not hold any extreme value.
Z-Zebra: I have indeed solved the mystery of whether they are a white horse with black stripes or vice versa. Unfortunately that information is classified.
AN
See what happens when I'm bored… Thanks to all my friends (princesscay, strongandsilentalchemist, and catchinglightalchemist (although I don't remember if you helped) who helped me when I was stuck on a letter)… Hope you liked it.