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Takes place in Dilbert's cubical in the winter
Pointy haired boss: yesterday, I installed a new heating and cooling systems in each cubical.
Dilbert: great! But how does it work?
Pointy haired boss: well, it works when you do work. there is a new out slot for the work you do and when you put a completed paper in it cools it down in the summer, or warms it up in the winter.
Dilbert: so you keep them happy if their doing work. But make them miserable if they don't.
Wally is listening to their conversation from his cubical, he is wearing whatever Eskimo's wear
do to lack of heat
Wally: (thinking to himself) no wonder the cubicle's been drafty lately
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This takes place after work and catbert sitting in his office thinking of ways to torture the
employees.
Catbert: Maybe I can go to the café and put worms in the food. No, did that before, besides,
it would only get the three people who eat there.
He struggles to think of an evil plan
Catbert: got it!
He takes a disk and goes around loading stuff off the disk into all of the computers.
Next day
Dilbert: no it can't be!!
Alice runs out of her cubical screaming
Alice: it's the apocalypse
Then we close up to the computer with a picture of Catbert on the front.
Virus: you will do your work, you will obey me, you will make me a tuna sandwich
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Takes place in Dilbert's cubical in the winter
Pointy haired boss: yesterday, I installed a new heating and cooling systems in each cubical.
Dilbert: great! But how does it work?
Pointy haired boss: well, it works when you do work. there is a new out slot for the work you do and when you put a completed paper in it cools it down in the summer, or warms it up in the winter.
Dilbert: so you keep them happy if their doing work. But make them miserable if they don't.
Wally is listening to their conversation from his cubical, he is wearing whatever Eskimo's wear
do to lack of heat
Wally: (thinking to himself) no wonder the cubicle's been drafty lately
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This takes place after work and catbert sitting in his office thinking of ways to torture the
employees.
Catbert: Maybe I can go to the café and put worms in the food. No, did that before, besides,
it would only get the three people who eat there.
He struggles to think of an evil plan
Catbert: got it!
He takes a disk and goes around loading stuff off the disk into all of the computers.
Next day
Dilbert: no it can't be!!
Alice runs out of her cubical screaming
Alice: it's the apocalypse
Then we close up to the computer with a picture of Catbert on the front.
Virus: you will do your work, you will obey me, you will make me a tuna sandwich