A/N: Hey, Midika, look! The machine works!

For everyone else, this a story I started writing a few days ago since I was talking about drunken Nobodies at the time. (Fun, right?) It focuses mainly on Axel and Demyx (with my OCs thrown in for fun) but others will appear, for sure! They (Axel/Demyx) are drunk in every chapter but I have a feeling that some of these things they would do sober…

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, or anything I mention in this story.

Oh, Violet needed a video camera right now.

She and Clarise had been invited to a party that night and they invited their boyfriends, Demyx and Axel (respectively), along. Since the two guys had just turned 21, they thought it would be fun to start drinking. After only a few drinks, the boys were falling over everything and acting completely crazy!

That's when the hay ride started.

Figuring it would be nice and romantic, Violet and Clarise dragged their boyfriends onto the wagon. It started with a jerk and Clarise grabbed onto Axel to stay upright. He just laughed a little and held her close.

Now, this should have been romantic.

Too bad Axel saw something coming up alongside the road: COWS.

Once the wagon was near the cows, Axel yelled, "OOOOM!" It made Clarise let go of him and look to what he was yelling at. Cows. Of course.

Demyx was tired of sitting idly and began to yell with Axel. The once peaceful cows started to run away from the fence, most likely to get as far away from the 'scary noise' as possible.

After a moment, the girls thought 'what the heck' and yelled with Axel and Demyx. They had never had so much fun on a simple hay ride!

Lesson One: Not even cows are safe from drunken fun.