ONCE UPON A TIME. IN A FAR OFF LAND tehRE WAz A MAN. OR A WOmmAN. none of us was able to tell what he wsuz...
HIz NAME WAs Deodar, and he was teh princezs of rock village land thing. He was stuck in a tree hoping hiz prince charming would come a lung. Well he came, but he wasn't so charming, and he was a redhead... ew. BUT DEIDEIARY luvD HIm. teh redhead spotted teh woman man thing dangling in a tree and gased up into hiz sparkling blue orbs.
"Oh, Let me put my luv sausage into your puckered blue cave" said teh redhead. stunned at first, dei-chan yelled super loud with a super girly voice "F**K YOU"
"Fine, stay up in yo tree tehn fat ass"
"N-no W-wait- nyan! un!" Deiadara panciked "Come back~~!" He mewled.
Sasori-kun, who wus highly turnded on by hiz soft uke pleas, turned around on hez donkey and threw hiz arms to teh sidez "JUMP INO MY ARMs sO WE CAN GET DOWN AN' DRTY"
"ARE YOU CRAsY HEEEEELLL NO" Yelled teh blond princess.
"tehn I'm coming up tehre" said teh determined puppet guy, hopping off hiz stanky donkey horse hybrid thing mule. He began to climb teh tree, hiz shirt tearing open and hiz hair flowing liek silk in teh wind. suddenly He fell and broke hiz wooden back. "U LIL sHT" dEOdarent threw of hiz wig and jumped off teh tree on all fores. "How did u not get hurt?!" Asked Sasori. "I am half cat, nyah~ :3"
"I am in luv with u now" Hidan's dassling blue marblez widened, now wanting to stick hiz ding dong up hiz hoo hah even more than before. A FIRE HAD IGNITED IN DEI DEI's CHesT THAT ONLY teh FUGLY REDHEAD COULD PUT OUT so he pounced on hiz and started rolling around in teh grass and mule dung with him until all tehre dressez had been torn off to reveal Deidara's necko tail and neko ears and even saso saso's half hard woden battle stick. Witnezsing hiz exposed bottom half got hiz chest all warm with teh fussiez. "Put your choo choo train in my secret tunnel, my prince, un."
"No, you must touch my johnson first." Ordered teh highly aroused irrezistible prince of pimpery.
Then deidsrara, hungry for hotrods, touched hiz blade then gave it a very wet blowjob (XD ZOMGz how embrasing) with hiz mouthhands. "R u feelin better u broked your back afterall" askedd a very concerned blondie. The puppetor slaped deidaras ass "dont ask stupid questions instead suc k my wodcock" h e glared huskily then put deidaraz hiney on his peewee, an d strokes deidaras cyoocumbar while scuking his chest tongue like a baby feeding off his mom2s neeples. radiating blue orbs were filled with sexiness and heavieness and loadds of lustful desires because sasaori was suck ing his nipel then he lactated into the wodden dolls mouth and sprayed his love juice all over sasoris hands making him scream, deafeningly so, with pleazure "OOH OH SASO-KUUUN~~~ TUTCH ME MOR.E... lol" he bit off deidaras nipple and swallowed it like a wild beast thhat turned on the very uke yellowette and his pilly-willy was all hard again and like 2 cm tall it was the biggest erection he'd ever gotten. even sasori looked at its enormousity with frieght "woh i want to choke on your schlong dude" and he did he put the peen in his mouth and gaged on it until deideara couldnt take it anyoroe an d deidara die,d but sasori loved him so he resurrected him na d turned him into a puppet and yheah . and deidaar a got pregnant ad have birth to a zebra neko baby named jian fu.