Ohhh the horrors of The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse…

It was a cold winter day at Disney Studios. Epic Mickey had come out awhile ago and Oswald was getting to be a hit!

So Oswald was finally relaxing on his day off and was watching television. He then noticed while switching through the channels that there was a show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse".

Oswald immediately started to feel guilt.

"I was so busy that I didn't even notice that Mickey had a show." He thought out loud, "I'll watch a bit of it."

(A minute or two later…)

"Why am I watching this?" Said Oswald.

Then his half sister, Ortensia, came into the room. (I'm making her his sister because Oswald is mine…MINE!)

"Oswald what are you… AHHH!" She said while she saw Oswald unconscious with eyes open and flies swarming around him, "Oh, Gosh!"

Ortensia immediately ran into the kitchen and grabbed a pail of water. Running back to Oswald, she poured the water on his face.

"AUGH! NO MORE! NO MORE!" He screamed then noticed Ortensia, "Never watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse."

Oswald then screamed some more and ran into his room.

I feel bad for Oswald… I too once lost my sanity after watching a whole episode…(Big Mistake O_O)