AN: Hai guys. Okay, so, this is my first crackfic, my first co-written crackfic, my first published fanfic, and my first cowritten fanfic. Lots of firsts in this one. So, if you would please go easy on us if you don't like it, and give constructive criticism. Anyways, so, this was co-written by my best friend, Phoenixwing22. Any AN she has will be in italics, and any I have will be in bold. Say hi to the peeps, Phoenix!

Lolol hai world! Eaten any good cupcakes lately?

:P Anything you want to say to the world about our crackfic?

It's legend started in the 12th century!

WARNING: May cause excessive spazzing, rabid drooling and siezures. Expecting mothers and young children are not allowed.

…Okay! Well, that' Phoenixwing22, and I'm Souls of Fire, but you can just call me Soul. Sorry for the kind of long AN, and here's our first ever crackfic! Enjoy the rabid spazziness!

Once, there was a Macaw named Tim who found a Death Note1. Tim tried to swallow the Death Note, and instead he inhaled it into his left lung named Terry. Then the lung exclaimed, "That's one big piñata!" The piñata magically appeared into the room, and Komui2 popped out and said, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"3 Mary Poppins then popped (or was it poppinsed?15) out of nowhere and whacked him over the head with her magic umbrella.

Meanwhile, Soichiro Yagami1 was shaving his moustache (which was named Bill) and sold the clippings on eBay to a tofu-eating dude from New Zealand named Larry.

Then, the mole people, who were led by Ichigo Kurosaki4, attacked Lucy's5 cookie house. Lucy screamed in anguish and destroyed Ichigo and the mole people, accidentally killing Elton John, who was standing nearby, in the process. Elton John then proceeded to turn into a zombie, and changed his name to Ralph.

Then, Matsuda1 "Ran Ran Ru'd,"6 and the horror of his Ran Ran Ru made Ide1 grow a mustache on his forehead. Then Lelouch7 shaved his head, and his hair grew back purple while Watari8 joined Male Tutu-lovers Anonymous.

Then, Death the Kid8 shot himself twice because he wasn't symmetrical. Then, Lenalee2 poured coffee on his head.

Then, all the white-haired British people bought themselves two nice shrubberies, one a bit taller than the other to create a nice two-level effect with a little path running down the middle9 . Then, a giant man-eating churro named Pineapple sat on the shrubberies.

Then, Nana5 became a pole dancer and exclaimed, "Papa! Look what I can do!" Then, 4 Kids censored it all and turned her into a folk dancer instead, complete with lederhosen and cutsie clogs.

Later, the Priceline Negotiator10 bought a vacuum for two dollars with his totally awesome price negotiation skills, and turned irresistible. Then, the Godfather gave them an offer they couldn't refuse11.

Then, Allen Walker2 ate Pix-os and died, and then became a zombie. Then Alucard12 killed him and ate a Spongebob popsicle named Timoteo. Then, Konata13 whirlwind-kicked Timoteo, who fell to the ground, and Alucard proceeded to cry in mourning for his lost popsicle. Then, he broke his elbow on a cheese grater named Luna. Then Papa Smurf`14 ate a worm.

1. Death Note
2. D. Gray Man
3. Mary Poppins
4. Bleach
5. Elfen Lied
6. Popular Internet Meme
7. Code Geass
8. Soul Eater
9. Monty Python
10. Priceline Ads
11. The Godfather
12. Hellsing
13. Lucky Star
14. The Smurfs

15. Cheesy puns FTW!

So, are you scarred for life, or what? I know it's kind of (extremely) random and jumps around a little (a lot), but it is a crackfic and well…yeah.

Bde-bde-bde-bde that's all, folks! for now...

Yeah, we'll probably be adding another spazzy chapter, and I think it will be a lot better. In fact, we'll probably just add a bunch of chapters with random crackfics! Alright, peace-out dudes!

Have a great night and eat some good cupcakes for me! Bai!!!

And, please give constructive reviews!!!!