"Xellos, I never did," Zelgadis replied, eyebrow twitching ...
"Fine then, be that way, see if I care, Humph!"
"Um.." *sweatdrop*
"Talk to the hand" Xellos said with a flourish to his arm.
Suddenly, Amelia jumped down from a redwood tree, striking fear into the heart of
... Zel.
"If you don't love him, then you can love me? Justice and love will prevail!"
Zel stepped to the side, and Amelia, having already dropped 150ft, continued the remaining 50 ft and tunneling 30ft. into the ground with her face, unconscious.
"Zelly-kun, I'm hurt," *sniff*, "If I can't have you, no one will!!!" Xellos pouted. *unanimous sweatdrop* (excluding Xellos of course).
3 powerful mazoku appeared on the plains before them.
"Ragna Blade!!!" Lina screamed, "whee, that was fun!!!" *Boom* "More, more, more." Lina smootched Zel in thanks *Blush*
"Zelly-chan, you're cheating on me," Xellos said.
Amelia climbed out of her tunnel/grave, "Yeah, you're cheating on me. Perhaps you don't know it, but I can summon mazoku of Justice!"
"Um... Right."
6,000 Mazoku of Justice and 6,000 normal Mazoku appeared.
"Dragonslave, Dragonslave, Yay, whee, Dragonslave, this is fun, Dragonslave…" *Boom* etc.
"..." Zelgadis wittily responded. Suddenly, a hail/herd of cows, mooing furiously rained down in front of Zel. *Moo, Moo, Moo!*
Amelia flying glomped Zel, and started to do cute Amelia things (no not that you pervert!), the hail of cows providing cover.
Then a large explosion rocked the earth, the blast radius barely missing Zel and Amelia. When the dust cleared, A mass of dead cows and blood covered the ground.
"Oops!" Lina said, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. "Oh, well, Dragonslave!!! That'll teach you to take advantage of helpless little girls when they're distracted! Dragonslave, ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Who's helpless?" Gourry asked before he was hit with an underpowered "stray" Dragonslave.
"Xellos spied Amelia and Zelgadis and teleported next to them. He baseball batted Amelia into the stratosphere.
"You're mine!" he said to Zel, moving towards him.
"No, he's mine!" Amelia said as she landed on a very hapless chimera.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
...etc.
Zelgadis snuck away, running his heart out. ~*~Take a deep breath, Zelgadis, I'm sure there is a logical reason for all this~*~
"There is?" Filia asked from Zel's side.
"Ahhh...." Zelgadis ran, feet hitting the ground in time to calls "Dragonslave" and subsequent explosions.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, you think you can escape (no not like that, pervert) the great Naga the White Serpent, I will crush you!!!"
Sweat began to form in copious amounts on face as he looked back to see Naga running along side Filia, who had drawn her mace.
Zel turned around again, running, running...
Into a tree and falling flat on the forest floor. ~*~Forest?~*~
"Zelly-dear, are you okay?" asked Syphiel, healing spell in hand.
"Ahhh..... " Zel said, and Ray Winged himself of the continent.
Zel woke up with a start.
"Didja have a good dream?" asked Lina, grinning.
"It was just a dream!!!" The frightened Zelgadis latched on to Lina's legs, his own appendages shaking.
"Yup, I gave it to ya."
"Huh…Why? Zel looked up inquisitively at Lina's face.
Lina smiled. She met his gaze with a deep kiss, and Zel slowly responded. Hours seemed to pass for Zel. Lina broke the kiss for need of oxygen.
"Damn need to breath" she muttered.
"I thought you might need "comforting" afterwards!"