A/n: hello people I couldn't help but notice how empty the resident evil over crosses are so I decided to put my own in there to help thin the loneliness the zombie queen is an oc that my friend wanted to be and I happily obliged

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way possible or jiraya would have a harem of women for himself and Naruto would be slightly god-like; oh and I don't own resident evil either (cries in corner)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demonic talking and jutsu's"

'Demonic thinking and (my comments)'

The Sound conspiracy

It was a cold and stormy night in konoha a perfect night for orochimaru to start finishing his newly developed virus to create super ninjas.

The idea of a ninja that can fight on, without feeling pain really intrigued the hebi sannin greatly. When he was finished he would have an army to take down konoha so he could build a great empire in its place. To lead the army would be his queen and he would be king. All he had to do was finish his virus and leak it out to konoha and the invasion well began.

"Finally!" said orochimaru as he held up a box full of the N-virus. Turning his head to the half-dead queen still in her cryogenic storage cylinder he whispered "soon my queen" then he turned and started to work on an anti virus to make sure he would still be alive when this was over.

While his back was turned the half-dead women's eyes opened and locked on to the back of the hebi sannin as a playful smirk played on the tip of her lips; she was going to have fun with him before she destroyed this world.

Two days later…

"Yes I'm done" yelled orochimaru holding up a new batch of the anti virus "now to start preparations to destroy konoha" said the hebi sannin with a smile on his face only to turn around and gasp in fear; there in front of him was a major hole in the cryogenic cylinder that held the soon to be queen.

"Shimatta I have to stop her before she gets out!" said orochimaru as he ran in the direction of a scream. When he got there his subordinate kabuto was fighting with the half-dead women and losing. Before orochimaru could call out for kabuto; the women gave his subordinate a fierce kick to the face sending him through the wall unconscious; when orochimaru finally tore his eyes away from the hole she made.

He looked up to see her staring at him with her cold merciless deep brown eyes "this is a fitting end" she said in a cold icy tone "killed by your own creation" she continued "do you like my look" she said in a playful almost taunting tone as orochimaru looked at her fully she had shoulder length black hair with two long bangs that had orange tips on the end and went down to her waist. Her height was about 5"6 though it made her look scrawny she had a hidden power if an unconscious kabuto was anything to go by, she had a slightly pale olive skin tone from the lack of sunlight; and fierce white elongated canines that gave of a vamp uric feel.

For clothes she was wearing knee length black Capri's with a black v-neck t-shirt with a pitch black katana hanging off the small of her back; for shoes she had black shinobi sandals.

Although the hebi sannin didn't know were she got the clothes; some how it made him feel more fear as she sauntered over to him swaying her hips with a little feral look in her eyes that screamed death to him. He looked around franticly 'I need to get out of here' orochimaru thought but before he could get up and start running he felt a soft hand pick him up then slam him hard into the wall behind.

He let out a grunt in pain and looked in the eyes of his creation; those cold merciless deep brown pools that seemed to simulate his death before his eyes. He could do nothing but watch as she slowly pulled the katana from its sheath then before every thing went black he heard her say a name the name was "Kimi-akuma".

"Such a shame…" said the now named kimi-akuma "not even a scream" as she said this she walked over to the decapitated head of orochimaru and picked him up by his hair "and I thought you be so much more fun than this, you disappoint me orochi-chan…" after she said that a barely conscious kabuto came out of the hole to see the half-dead women in front of him and in a second he was bleeding profusely out of his neck; as he was dieing he could see kimi-akuma taking great pleasure in his death.

But before he could die the woman grabbed him by his bloody shirt and pulled him up close to her head while she said "don't worry yet kabuto-kun I wont let you die in fact you well become my first minion so take pride at being the first to follow my every whim" then she bit down on his shoulder not even caring as she tore skin off of his body. In the distance you could hear a blood curdling scream that could reach the border of the fire country.

Naruto woke up to the sound of a scream in the distance he was currently at the border of fire country a weeks travel to konoha at the pace they were going. He laid back down with his hands behind his head and looked at the stars 'home' nothing could be sweeter to him than the thought 'well other then ramen' thought the blonde now thinking of all the precious ramen he would eat when he got back.

As he slowly closed his eyes he could hear his perverted sensei giggling is trade mark giggle and talk about a girl's certain anatomy. Naruto's face turned beat red as he started thinking about the certain anatomy of a couple girls' he knows in konoha picking up his sensei's ever precious research he threw it at jiraya's head.

When it hit jiraya giggled louder and said something about "kinky girls" then started snoring loudly. Naruto let out a loud sigh as he said "this is going to be a long night" he continued to look out at the stars as he unknowingly drifted back into a peaceful slumber.

Kimi-akuma it should mean noble demon if it doesn't then tell me what it really is and I'll change it

A/n: well that's it for this thing until next time ja ne!