After killing DeeJay with his hideous comment, I decide to go to church.
Grabbing my keys, I turn on my nice ass Camry '01, before driving down the road (with my seat belt in of course, safety first!) before driving off to the nearest holy ground.
Turn right on Viribus Street, my Google Maps say, and I oblige to the directions. Turning my car, I run over Chris, while he and his group parties underneath the bridge, and I stop by and pick up Shian while I'm at it.
On the way to church, I notice Ivan riding his little bicycle on the road, so Shian and I run out of the car to beat his ass up at seventeen septillion. Then, we go back inside, listen to some perfect lofi at sundown, and go on by to Church. You may be asking, why I'm headed to church. Previously, Deejay had made a hideous comment, so I grabbed him by the neck and threw him down at one septillion, and turned his entire existence into a lump of plattered organs. Arty was my witness, so he told me to wash my hands. Soap and water at lukewarm temperatures won't suffice, neither would Germ-X, so I decided to grab holy water and dip my hands into it.
Arriving at St. Moses the Catholic church, I walk towards the fountain, which had holy water in it. I dip my hands into the water, and finally, the tainted substance of DeeJay's existence had been washed away. However, DeeJay was still living, so that was an issue. I run back to my car, I drive Shian to Burger King first, just in case my baby was hungry, and then I drove to DeeJay's house. There, we busted down the glass windows and took the plattered organs, and threw it into the car.
We drove off again, but oh shit, the Owntopia cops are right behind us. I drive at the speed of seventeen septillion, WITH Dunamis granted to my car thanks to Steeze. I run over Jacob and grab Neko's dog while I'm at it, before heading to church. Instead of parking, I crashed into the church, and threw everyone out of the car into the holy water. The plattered organs dispersed, and the Owntopia cops behind us pulled up into the building.
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, BELLATORS,
One of the cops shouted, pointing his gun at me. It was Kwasi, my own father. He stared at me, recognizing my face before dropping his weapon.
D-daughter... Why?
I stare at my own father, giving him a saddened look. I look away, staring at the trail of blood, which appeared to be the final remains of DeeJay himself.
Because... Otou-san... His hideous comment... His existence... I had to do something about it. It was insulting!
Kwasi looked at me in shock. Though oblivious to anyone at all, there was a cactus underneath his rear, and a quiet wheeze escaped his buttocks. From the results of emitting powerful gas, the gas allowed the needles to melt - resulting some sort of strange substance. The strange substance then rises - shaping itself into a human-like frame...
... It was DeeJay himself.
I stared at shock - reflecting back to my family, reflecting back to my bloodline. Deejay was... Kwasi this whole time? I stare at shock, my eyes well up with tears and I run to DeeJay at the speed of 17 septillion, and killed him.
The end.