Night: I am finally back. Hurray. This is a crossover fic between Reborn, Durarara and Naruto. :DDD Semi-crack.
Stuff to note: OOC-ness, lack of explanation and is open to pairings. Now currently only SasuIta. YES, in that order.
Triple Madness: Chapter 1
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~Namimori
Tsuna's head was in a whirl as he walked back home. What had his science teacher said, exactly? Something about cations and anions—or was it ations and canions—electronic configuration, atomic structure, what was all that, seriously?
He decided to shut down his brain and just go home and sleep.
Thankfully his two sometimes-annoying guardians weren't with him today. They stayed back under the orders of Reborn regarding some matter about destroying half the school without style.
What a minute. Why was he thinking again?
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The first thing he noticed when he got to his house is that—well—his house had disappeared.
Tsuna looked to the left. Yes, that house was there. He looked to the right. That house was there too. Then he looked in the middle.
Nope, no house there.
He felt dazed as he took a few steps forward.
Where, exactly, could his house go?
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~Ikebukuro
Somewhere in Ikebukuro, a house crashed down. Nobody paid much attention though, as strange happenings were common in Ikebukuro. In fact a normal city to the residents of Ikebukuro would be considered strange.
Nana peered out of the window. "Ara ara, I wonder who renovated Namimori?"
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~Akatsuki hideout
"Yes! Muahahahahah, I have finally perfected my Koutsuu Sharingan!" Madara screamed in joy. He eagerly told Pein everything. "I just have to imagine the shape, texture and everything of the thing I want to transport and then think of a place for it to go and woohoo the object will land there!" Apparently he turned back to Tobi.
"You just had to imagine a house didn't you?" Pein rolled his eyes. "That house which you just moved to Ikebukuro is the house of the most powerful Mafia Family's boss. Now we'll have the Vongola chasing after us and that's not exactly the best of plans."
"HOW—WHAT—WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" Tobi whined. "Wait. How do you know anyway?"
"I am a god, and gods know everything," Pein stated matter-of-factly. Tobi raised a hidden eyebrow. "Including—?"
"Yes, including what you're thinking," Pein interrupted, "that Itachi is a closet uke. And his brother's not-so-healthy lust for him. And the fact that they meet each other every day and night. And that Itachi is a screamer."
Tobi sweatdropped. "P-Pein, are you, well…a fan of yaoi?"
"Yes. Yes I am," Pein deadpanned.
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~Ikebukuro
"WOAH! Did you see that?" Mikado opened his eyes wide. "That house totally just fell here!" "Yeah, it is kind of amazing," Kida replied.
They stood there staring at the house for lack of anything else better to do.
-Izaya's office-
"My my, this one is exciting…three big parties, and all not ordinary…this shall be a match to look forward to. Hahahah!"
And he went crazy. Just kidding.
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~Somewhere where there is SasuIta
Itachi sneezed while kissing. "OW! You like, totally bit my tongue hard!" Sasuke complained and smirked. "E-eh S-Sasuke I'm sorry!" Itachi looked worried. "No wait please don—" He was cut off as Sasuke once again raped his mouth with his tongue. "Expect some punishment later."
Itachi's sneeze was forgotten.
-Owande (Owari, end and fine together)-
Night: Fyi, koutsuu is transportation, so Madara's new Sharingan is basically the Transportation Sharingan. Lame, I know. :PpPpP Care to review? I have no idea how to write Chapter 2. Provide me with inspiration! Or would you rather me leave it as a one-shot? Meh, don't bother. This was the creation of a bored-out-of-hell girl. Ciao!
P.S. Oh and, SasuIta is HOT. WAY HOTTER THAN ITASASU. Uke!Blushing!Itachi is freaking. CUTE. This is just my opinion though. :P