"So Doctor, where are we going?"
"Clara. How long have you been with me?" The Doctor asks.
"A few years at least," Clara replies.
"Then you should know what my answer to this, but I'll let my robot dog answer this one."
"The Doctor would say that it is not where we are going. It is when we are going." K-9 tells Clara.
"Well now don't you feel a little stupid? Although, I shouldn't be surprised. You ARE human after all." The Doctor says.
Clara looks away, but not before giving The Doctor the stink eye. The Doctor gives a shocked look and looks to K-9. K-9 just tilts its head in confusion.
"What was that look Clara? You've never given me that look." The Doctor asks.
"That look is me being angry with you," Clara replies.
"You humans and all your emotions. You never know-"
But before The Doctor could finish there was a big crashing sound. Lights started flashing and alarms started going off.
"Doctor, it looks like we have some uninvited guests." K-9 says.
And just then, the doors bust open and several Daleks enter. Followed by their leader, Kiplon.
"DOCTOR! Surrender your weapons and your TARDIS or be EXTERMINATED!" Kiplon says.
"You will never have me or my TARDIS. You will have to get through me first!" And then The Doctor pulls out of his jacket a large wooden spoon.
"What is that? Is that a spoon? You plan on defeating me with a spoon?" Kiplon tell him followed by what is supposed to be laugh.
"This is no time for games Doctor! Where is your sonic screwdriver?" Clara asks.
"I may have lost it. At your house." The Doctor replies.
"MY HOUSE? When were you at my house? No wait. I don't care. How will you get us out of here?"
"Why is it up to me? I'm a Doctor. Not save-Clara-from-everything guy. Why don't you get us out of here this time?"
"Because I'M only HUMAN."
"This is true. Then, I guess we'll just have to RUN!"
The Doctor, Clara and K-9 run around in the TARDIS dodging the shots from the Daleks. In all the running around, they all end up cornered into one spot. And a very unfortunate spot. Right behind them was the opening into all of time and space. And the Daleks were closing in on them.
"Now do you have a plan Doctor?" Clara asks.
"What? You think running around while dodging lasers wasn't plan enough? "The Doctor says. He looks around and then a big grin appears on his face. "I do have a plan actually." He turns to Kiplon, pulls out his spoon and starts into a speech: "Kiplon, this spoon is no ordinary spoon. This spoon is actually very magical. Something you should be very afraid of. It's like a wand. A powerful wand I might add. But this wand has a rounded end and has an added function of also being a useful spoon. So don't even try anything-"
"Oh shut up Doctor!" Kiplon yells at him. Then he fires at all their feet and they are sent flying out the TARDIS door.
Clara yells, "DOCTOR!"
K-9 yells, "CLARA!"
The Doctor yells, "SPOON!"
And they all disappear from each other into various times and dimensions.
When The Doctor wakes up, he doesn't know where he is. What he does know is that he landed in a living room and staring at him are two kids, a baby, a woman with tall blue hair and a balding fat guy drinking beer.
The Doctor looks at them and asks, "Have you seen my spoon?"