Yoshizilla: (shock) Ta-da! An Animal Crossing fanfic! And why not...I LOVE Mr. Resseti. XD I always press "reset" on purpose, just to see him. (snickers) His speeches are strange and hilarious as himself! Well, enjoy the ranting of Mr. Resseti, and prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen - it's one heck of a rant from an angry, snappy mole.
Disclaimer: Mr. Resseti and anything Animal Crossing related belongs to Nintendo. Don't blame me if Mr. Resseti barks your head off. (chuckles)
Grumble, mumble...oh, so what do you losers expect? You expect a REAL fanfiction about Animal Crossing, the game that helped Nintendo become an even more powerful force in the gaming business? Well, guess again, punks, because I've been ticked off at the amount of people who ALWAYS press the "reset" and "power" button during Animal Crossing and Animal Crossing: Wild World. Well, no more! I'm going to discipline you brainless junkies once and for all! So sit down and shut up!
First of all, I'm tired of all you human folks moving into the village. This is where the problem starts at, because I have to come to EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BUTTON-MASHING CRETINS every single time I hear the stupid alarm go off. I mean, common sense, people! If a mole is in the zone, then leave him alone. That means lay off the reset button, buddy boy. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, stupid reader.
Second of all, it's not like you pitiful humans are the only ones who do this to me. All of the stupid townsfolk do it to me, too! IT'S SO DARN IRRITATING!!!! Do you have ANY idea whatsoever on how much pain they bring me? A LOT. And the worse part? They don't even apologize! Apologize, people! I mean, come on, I know you guys are jerks as well, but at least YOU apologize! Unlike those animal cretins...
Anyway, my main point is...errr, well...just stop hitting reset! And that goes DOUBLE for the power button! I mean, come on, you're wasting away my lifeline here! Think of what you could be doing instead! I know that this is a game and all, but for the love of dirt, STOP PRESSING RESET AND TURNING OFF THE POWER WHILE PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING!!!! You're giving me a heart attack here, for crying out loud! I can't take much more of tis, not in MY old age. And thus, I will leave you with that, but of all things that are sane, LET ME BE!!!!! If I have to go through the whole song and dance routine with you morons again...(insert angry muttering here)
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