1. Steal Marluxia's sythe & cloak and pretend to be the grim reaper.
2. Dye Larxene's cloak bright pink.
3. Then call her a girly-girl.
4. Tell Vexen he's like the nobody version of Orochimaru.
5. If he asks who that is, tell him he's the ninja version of Michael Jackson.
6. If he dares to ask who that is, tell him the truth...that he's a scary, girly, ugly child molester.
7. When in the same room as Axel, call the circus and say you found their missing 'clown' really loudly.
8. Tell Xemnas that the letters of his name also spell mansex.
9. Ask everyone except Larxene if they're gay.
10. Call Marluxia "ma'am".
11. Be happy 24/7.
12. Ask Larxene if those two strands of gravity-defying hair are actually antennas.
13. Try to use Demyx's sitar to play "Guitar Hero".
14. Sneak off with Xigbar's guns and use them for paintball practice.
15. Call Axel a porcupine.
16. Tell Zexion that he's emo.
17. Then proceed to call him an idiot when he asks what emo means.
18. force them to watch kiddie shows (Barney, Teletubbies, etc.).
19. Ask Xemnas if he's a Jedi.
20. Force Luxord to go to rehab for his gambling addiction.
21. Ask Roxas if he's always been a goody-two-shoes.
22. Sneak a peek at a file that documents Axel's previous jobs.
23. If Axel catches you, tell him you were looking to see if he was ever a stunt double for Sonic the hedgehog.
24. Enlist Saix for anger management sessions.
25. Ask to borrow Xaldin's voodoo kit.
26. When he says he doesn't have one, ask him why he has such big needles.
27. Buy Larxene a barbie doll.
28. Ruin all of Vexen's experiments.
29. Laugh at Lexaeus when he finds out that barely anyone knows who he is.
30. Give this list to Sora & his friends.