April 30, 1945
A tired Adolf Hitler sat at his desk, rubbing his sleepy eyes. This war was making him exhausted. What was worse was that he had a crush on one of his enemies, Joseph Stalin. Ah, Hitler just loved that man and his bushy mustache. He didn't even care that he was his enemy or that Stalin was the leader of the Soviet Union. He just wanted to have him for his own. But he couldn't. He knew that his live was far from his reach.
He loaded his pistol tentatively raised it to his head. He shut his eyes, and…
Just then, door burst open, and Hitler whirled around to find himself facing Stalin himself.
"J-Joseph?!" He dropped the gun in surprise. Quickly Stalin caught the gun before it hit the ground and set it on Hitler's desk. He started yelling random angry Russian at Hitler and the Nazi leader retaliated in some angry German. Then, in the heat of the moment, Joseph Stalin kissed Hitler and Hitler was all like "OHH MAH GOOODDD" but in German so "OHH MEIN GOOOTTT" and then they got married because all of a sudden that was legal in their country and then they both took over the U.S.A. and made gay marriage mandatory. Hitler was wearing a wedding gown the whole time. Seriously. I mean not even his husband wore his suit all day sometimes he'd just strut around the house naked yelling random communist Russian shit.
THATS THE STORY OF HOW WORLD WAR 2 ENDED YAY
Btw im not a nazi or communist i just made this from boredom. I literally could not stop laughing at all while making this
Im sorry