Me and my cousin were talking on the phone, but we got disconnected. So, he IMed me saying "Who do you think you are hanging up on me and my big bar. I was dying so I asked him to make up his own lyrics to a rent song. He chose Light My Candle. He was running out of things to say so I tried to help. I sucked at it. There are some parts that are confusing. There's a part that suppose to have a pause, but he didn't know so you would have to skip the pause. It's the part where it says, "I'm bored again. Can I get a beer, my friend" and there's a part that says "I will be back soon" you have to say will a little longer. I think that's it. Hopefully you'll get it.
Roger
What'd you forget?
Mimi
Got a beer?
Roger
I know you. you're-you're sober
Mimi
It's nothing, I haven't had a drink and I've been sober for as long as i can think.
But I need a beer. What are you looking for?
Roger
Nothing, a corckscrew to pop the cap. You look drunk, though.
Can you make it?
Mimi
Just haven't drank much today and the room isn't spnning anyway.
What?
Roger
Nothing, it's just that you remind me of...
Mimi
I always remind people of...Who is she?
Roger
A drunk girl. Her name was April.
Mimi
I'm bored again. Can I get a beer, my friend... cuz i need a beer.
Roger
Ummm...
Mimi
Yeah? Ow. My head hurts.
Roger
It's aching?
Mimi
I can't stand it when this happens. It dampens...
Roger
Oh, well. GET OUT!
I have no beer to spare.
Mimi
I think that i've lost my mind.
Roger
I know it's hard to think very clear when you're drunk off your ass. You cannot pass.
(Tries to get back in the loft)
Mimi
Uhhh...You're kiddin'. I know what I am talking about. I wanna shout. C'mon or else I'll pout.
Roger
Not in my house.
Mimi
They say that drunk girls are weak, but i disagree. How 'bout you?
Roger
No
Mimi
Come on and play fair.
Roger
Oh, no... I'm not going to...talk to a dumbass...I mean.
You need a doctor and I can help you but only if you calm down, i sware I'll bring you somewhere else.
Mimi
Can you take me to the Cat Scratch club. That's where I go to drink.
Roger
No! I'm not taking you there
Mimi
But I need a...
Roger
No way I'm buying you a drink without some money.
Mimi
Can you get me a beer?
Oh, we can drink some beers.
Roger
Why don't you get out my house. You look like you need sleep.
Mimi
I'm okay, but I'm bored so I'll stay.
Do you have any champagne?
Roger
I don't even like champagne.
I used to stumble like that.
Mimi
I need some sleep, I told you.
Roger
You never said that.
Mimi
I didn't know
Roger
Uh huh. I used to be a drunkie.
Mimi
Then you know i need to...
Roger
Uh huh.
Mimi
Get drunk.
Roger
Guess what?
Mimi
a Bud?
Roger
No, chickenbutt
Mimi
Can you get me a beer.
Oh, all I want is a beer.
Roger
This is your last chance.
Mimi
Don't give me that. I will be back soon.
Roger
Maybe you are drunk after all.
I hear beers are cheap down the street.
Mimi
That's so dumb, that's so dumb
Roger
You're canned.
Mimi
Oh, well.
No shit...I need a shower.
Do you have hot water?
Roger
For you?
Mimi
Yeah, should I bother?
Roger
To take the shower?
Mimi
I need sleep, I'm in need, I'm Mimi