"alright pinetree and sixer, get ready for the bad the weird and the creepy" said bill.
"noooooooooooooo! you can't!" said ford
just then a vortex opened and bill's parents de lorean came out.
"WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER YOU GET INTO THE CAR THIS INSTANT!" Bill's mom said.
"fine..."
"AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS WILLIAM!" Bill's mom added
bonus:
the delorean takes off into the portal and the rift closes then weirdmageddon ends
Dipper(with a funny looking confused face)bill takes medicine?
Ford(sounding amazed): apparently he does Dipper
the end